Princess And The Pony

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[G]I couldn't sleep so I   [C]   took a pill
with a dir[D]ty glass of water from a  [Em]    low pressure hell
[G]Someone buy a round before my   [C]   liver fails
[D]   and you know it  [Em]    will

How many of you will be  [C]   (Ba-Ba-Ba-Da-Ba)
left to make a scene [D]
[G]at my funeral party         [C]
[C]Set my soul at ease by spin[D]ning wire
as I la[G]y on my side
cause it's the earth wh[C]ich I have known since birth

So clap your hands if you wa[Em]nna be
the little prin[B]cess who finally gets the p[C]ony
or the one that steals the li[D]fe from me
[Em]With that long sleeve thrift you found [B]in Grand Forks
to cover up your tr[C]ack marks   [D]

[Em]Cuz when you finally come do[B]wn
the pony you've been riding ar[C]ound town
turns out to be a m[D]an

And then [Em]overheated crimping iro[B]n burns your hands aga[C]in      [D]

How many of you be will [C]be
left to drink whisk[D]ey
[G]        at my funeral par[C]ty
[C]Remember to bring your fl[D]ask
and pour a shot[G] for
your dead ho[C]mie

[Em]Shake your ass around my ca[B]sket    [C]              [D]

[Em]Shake your ass around my ca[B]sket    [C]              [D]

[Em]Shake your ass around my ca[B]sket
and bring your beach[C] blankets           [D]
[Em]Volley balls, wine c[B]oolers
C                           D (End with one strum)
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