The Last Janelle

you [D]dopes are all the same and that's [G]why i'm so ashamed
to be a [E]part of what might be called the punk [G]rock communi[A]ty
you take things [D]way too seriously or else you [G]take them too lightly
post messa[E]ges on aol but don't you [G]dare fuck with ja[A]nelle
she's every[G]thing that you're not, she's not a [D]girl, she is a thought
she's an [G]idea or an ideal that you won't
[A]ever get so go play with your make believe internet friends
she's [D]on a greyhound bus, i ate a [G]hairy coconut
i think I [E]might have diverticulitis, [G]is there too much [A]beer inside us
[D]ugly riot girls saying i [G]don't know shit - it hurts
to know you [E]care enough to send the very [G]shittiest, so [A]gentlemen
and [G]ladies have a seat and [D]allow me to repeat
that your [G]stupid on-line world and your
[A]stupid comments may well be justification for a beating
[G]   where applica[D]ble
not [A]valid in ver[D]mont
[G]void where prohibi[D]ted
and [A]shut  [G]   your fucking [D]mouth
don't [G]go to easter [D]isle
and [A]overpopu[D]late
you'll [G]destroy god's spaceship [D]earth
[A]dilute  [G]  dilute o[D].k.