Jeannies Got A Problem
Screeching WeaselVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
/ / ] x4
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Jeannie's having problems with her ovaries
She's got trouble with her tubes
If you go past her vagina and her cervix you will find
A completely empty room
:
Cause Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
Jeannie's got a problem with her uterus
Her uterus is useless
:
Her physician injected fluids in her private parts
But she just won't believe
That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive
Jeannie isn't ovulating, Jeannie isn't ovulating
Jeannie isn't ovulating now
No simple yeast or bladder infection could compare
To the pain that Jeannie's going through this year
Her husband's sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
Now Jeannie's operation must commence
Artificial insemination can't
Fertilize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs
/ / ] x4
:
Jeannie isn't ovulating even though
She took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay
The gigantic doctor bills
Lead
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G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
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B-------------------------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
Now Jeannie's operation must commence
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G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't
E------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------|
D--------------------------------------------------------------7---|
Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!
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Readable chord sheet for Jeannies Got A Problem by Screeching Weasel
[[A] / [E] / [D] ] x4
:
[A]Jeannie's having [D]problems with her [A]ova[E]ries
She's got [A]trouble [D]with her [E]tubes
If you [A]go past her va[D]gina and her [A]cervix you will [E]find
A com[A]pletely [D]empty [E]room
:
Cause [A]Jeannie's got a [G]problem with her uterus
Her uterus is [D]useless
[A]Jeannie's got a [G]problem with her uterus
Her uterus is [D]useless
:
Her physician injected fluids in her private parts
But she just won't believe
That the efforts to erradicate her female trouble
Will cause her to conceive
[Repeat Chorus]
[A]Jeannie isn't [D]ovu[E]lating, [A]Jeannie isn't [D]ovu[E]lating
[A]Jeannie isn't [D]ovu[E]lating [A]now [E] [D]
No [A]simple yeast or bladder in[E]fection could compare
To the [G]pain that Jeannie's [D]going through this [A]year
Her husband's sperm was studied and [E]swiftly passed the test
Now [G]Jeannie's ope[D]ration must co[A]mmence
[E] Artificial in[G]semination [A]can't
[E]Fertilize poor [G]Jeannie's rotten [A]eggs
[[A] / [E] / [D] ] x4
:
Jeannie isn't ovulating even though
She took all the proper pills
Jeannie wants a baby but she cannot pay
The gigantic doctor bills
[Repeat Chorus twice]
[End on A]
Lead
E-----------------------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
...husbands sperm was studied and swiftly passed the test
E-------------------------------------------|
B-------------------------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
Now Jeannie's operation must commence
E----------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-------------10-------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9--------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9--|
Arti - fic - ial insemmination can't
E------------------------------------------------------------------|
B----------10-----------10-------------10--------------------------|
G--9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-------9-9-9-9------9-9-9-9-9-9-------------|
D--------------------------------------------------------------7---|
Fer - ti - lize poor Jeannie's rotten eggs Yeah!