Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too

Well, there's really only two parts to the song where you can play chords.
for the verses, i just play:
e|-----------|
B|-5-5-------|
G|-5-5-------|  The keyboard part. Just do some random muted strumming when
D|-5-3-------|  it's quiet.
A|-----------|
E|-----------|

Power chords sound better in this song

[Am]I called her on the phone and she [G]touched [C]herself.
[F]She touched [C]herself. [F]She touched [G]herself.
[Am]I called her on the phone and she [G]touched [C]herself.
I [F]laughed [G]myself to [C]sleep.

               ..she touched herself                 ..she touched herself
e|8---7---8---7---8---7---8---10---------8---7---8---7---8---7---8---12---7--|
B|--8---8---8---8---8---8---8----8---------8---8---8---8---8---8---8---8---8-|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

                ..she touched herself       ..I laughed myself to sleep
e|8---7---8---7---8---7---8---10---------5---5---7---8-8/10-8--8---8---------|
B|--8---8---8---8---8---8---8----8--------8---8---8-----------8---8---8------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse 2 Bass and Guitar riff

e|------------|
B|------------|
G|------------|
D|------------|
A|-----3---3--|
E|-3h5---5----|

e|------------|
B|------------|
G|------------|
D|------------|
A|-----3-5-3--|
E|-3h5--------|

[C]I don't know what I [Am]want.
[Em]I don't know what I [G]want.
[C]I don't know what I [Am]want.
[Em]I don't know what I [G]want.
[C]I don't know what I [Am]want. (Met you on the internet)
[Em]I don't know what I [G]want. (Met you on the internet)
[C]I don't know what I [Am]want. (Met you on the internet)
[Em]I don't know what I [G]want. (Met you on the internet)

e|---------------------------------------------------------------|
B|8--8--10/13-12-10--8~--8-----8-10----10-8----------------------|
G|-9--9--------------------9--------9-------9--------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|