Retarded In Love

[G]        [D]       [Em]     [C]      [B]     [Am]     [Asus4]     [Csus4]
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[G]They take advantage of him all of the t[D]ime
Their f[Em]ingers rape his [C]cavities
[G]Probing for a hidden [D]cliche
He's a [Em]fruit that got in [C]gravity's way
He's the f[G]irst to tell you he's full of s[D]hit
Like thats [Em]half a complim[C]ent for men
Though hes [G]waking up in puddles of [D]piss
He ma[Em]rinates his metapho[C]rs in them

And [B]in this moment
[G]La, la[D]lalada[Em]da, lal[C]alada[G]da, lal[D]alada[Em]da
They'll be f[C]alling in love
[G]La, la[D]lalada[Em]da, lal[C]alada[G]da, lal[D]alada[Em]da

[G]She takes photographs of people she kn[D]ows
She brings [Em]out the best and w[C]orst in them
And G[G]od is buried deep in the f[D]olds
Of her f[Em]ractured self and the [C]lies that they've told
She used to l[G]augh at everything o[D]ld
It was a j[Em]oke that never a[C]ged a bit
But w[G]hen they robbed her of her infinite sm[D]ile
She said m[Em]aybe I'll just play d[C]ead for a while
And [B]in this moment
[G]La, la[D]lalada[Em]da, lal[C]alada[G]da, lal[D]alada[Em]da
They'll be f[C]alling in love
[G]La, la[D]lalada[Em]da, lal[C]alada[G]da, lal[D]alada[Em]da  [G]

I'm right h[Em]ere[D] a[Csus4]nd I mu[G]st [Csus4]admit
[G]I've been pining for [D]you
Your my[Em] wish [D]     [Csus4]
When I [G]touch my [Csus4]self I am [D]conjuring yo[G]u
For fresh d[Em]irt [D]    [Csus4]
[G]when we talk all [Csus4]night and the m[G]inutes are fr[D]ee
I just [Em]hop[D]e [Csus4]when I c[G]ast my [Csus4]spell you'll be fa[D]lling for me[G]

Because
[Em]Falling in love [Csus4]could be the first thing
[Am]Falling in love co[Asus4]uld be the worst thing
[Em]Falling in love t[Csus4]here's no rehearsing
[Asus4]Retarded in love

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