Smokin' Hot Wife

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[D]I walk around around with a [G]big fat grin,
[D]I can't believe how [A]lucky I've been.
Like [D]Opie and Andy the [G]Mayberry life,
With my [D]kids and my [G]dogs and my [A]smokin' hot [D]wife.

I've got a [G]truck and some land,
And I [A]play in a band,
With my [D]friends on a Saturday [G]night.
I thank [G]God for the good life,
I'm [A]fightin' the good fight,
From the [D]porch in the [G]swing by my [A]smokin' hot [D]wife.

I [D]ain't much to look at, so [G]I don't know how,
[D]I ended up with the [A]milk and the cow.
We're [D]off to Daytona, we're [G]packed in tight,
My [D]kids and their [G]friends and my [A]smokin' hot [D]wife. [A]

I've got my [G]toes in the sand,
And iced [A]tea in my hand,
And I'm [D]livin' out the fantasy [G]life.
I look [G]out at the ocean
And [A]yell for more lotion
From my [D]chair at [G]the beach by my [A]smokin' hot [D]wife.

[G]She's so [A]fine.    [D]
[G]And she's all [A]mine.   [D]

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I'm a [G]fortunate man,
And [A]I fold my hands
On my [D]knees every [G]night.
I'm [G]thankin' sweet Jesus
'Cause when [A]everyone sees us
They say only [D]he how did [G]he get a [A]smoking hot [D]wife.

He's got some [D]kids and some [G]dogs and a [A]smokin' hot [D]wife.
He's got a [D]porch and a [G]swing and a [A]smokin' hot [D]wife.

[G]She's so [A]fine.  [D]
[G]She's all [A]mine.    [D]