You're Really Nowhere At All

You’re a dog without a bark   [Em]
You’re the night without the dark  [C]
You’re really nowhere at all   [G]

You’re a song without a tune
An astronaut without her moon
You’re really nowhere at all

And where I am is this crowded café    [C]   [G]
And I sit here all on my own, knowing    [C]     [G]
every single damn ringtone is destined   [C]   [Am]
For somebody elses phone    [D]

You’re the beach without the summer
You’re the Clash without Joe Strummer
You’re really nowhere at all

You’re a table with no chairs
A banister without his stairs
You’re really nowhere at all

And where I am is this crowded café
And I sit here all on my own
Knowing every single damn ringtone is destined
For somebody elses phone

But it’s never gonna ring for me    [C]
No it’s never gonna ring for meeee   [C]    [G]
Oh I sit here all alone,   [F]
 waiting for that damn ring tone     [C]
To ring for me yeah yeah yeah    [Am]     [D]

And where I am is this crowded café
And I sit here all on my own
Knowing every single damn ringtone is destined
For somebody elses phone …

Repeat first Verse
Then Bridge + chorus till the end