Too Fat To Fly
Roger Alan WadeVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Alright, this is Too Fat To Fly!
There ain't no wings on a Pachyderm, you're too fat to fly
There ain't no wings on a barnyard pig, you're too fat to fly
And there ain't no wings on your big ass and there ain't no wonder why
If you get on I'm gettin' off, you're too fat to fly
(Chords continue like Verse 1 throughout)
Greyhound will get you there, you're too fat to fly
Bus tires will need extra air, you're too fat to fly
Who sold your big ass a ticket? Let's kiss our ass goodbye
Ol' butterballs gonna crash us all, you're too fat to fly
There's a box car on a circus train, you're too fat to fly
They'll hose ya down if it don't rain, you're too fat to fly
Shovelled out your stall twice today, I pity that poor guy
Them Trapeze studs better grab their nuts, you're too fat to fly
If that don't work, sit on your thumb, you're too fat to fly
Tell 'em when the Extamp(?) come, you're too fat to fly
Hitchhike to Alabam, big ol' ham with a banjo on your thigh
Till they throw some hay in the cargo bay, you're too fat to fly
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Readable chord sheet for Too Fat To Fly by Roger Alan Wade
Alright, this is Too Fat To Fly! [C] There ain't no wings on a Pachyderm, you're too fat to [F]fly [C]There ain't no wings on a barnyard pig, you're too fat to [G]fly [C]And there ain't no wings on your big ass and there ain't no wonder [F]why [C]If you get on I'm gettin' off, you're too fat to[G] fly (Chords continue like Verse 1 throughout) Greyhound will get you there, you're too fat to fly Bus tires will need extra air, you're too fat to fly Who sold your big ass a ticket? Let's kiss our ass goodbye Ol' butterballs gonna crash us all, you're too fat to fly There's a box car on a circus train, you're too fat to fly They'll hose ya down if it don't rain, you're too fat to fly Shovelled out your stall twice today, I pity that poor guy Them Trapeze studs better grab their nuts, you're too fat to fly If that don't work, sit on your thumb, you're too fat to fly Tell 'em when the Extamp(?) come, you're too fat to fly Hitchhike to Alabam, big ol' ham with a banjo on your thigh Till they throw some hay in the cargo bay, you're too fat to fly