Well Hung Plowboy
Rodney RudeVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Hes been plowing the fields all day, Walking behind that bay,
And he thinks to himself "from behind shes a good looking horse".
So it's woo back under a tree,
And he waits while the horse takes a pee,
And he lifts up its tail to make sure that its a she.
And he sees this huge vagina,
And he thinks "what could be finer?"
So it's down with the reigns,
And down with the overalls, too.
He's a well-hung plowboy,
Sneaking up on his horse and having intercourse.
He's a well-hung plowboy,
And the smile on his horse proves it feels no remorse.
He roots it with great force.
When he comes home from supper
His wife says: "you're a horse fucker!
I've been to see a lawyer just today
And I want a divorce" ("why?")
"Because you fucked that horse!
I've been down the field
Watching you all day.
You were up behind that horse.
You were pumping with great force".
The horse don't mind the pain, As he hangs on to its mane,
And he just stands still and says:
"Get up! Woo back!" (x7)
Source: Songsterr · Rights holder? Request removal.
Readable chord sheet for Well Hung Plowboy by Rodney Rude
[B]Hes been plowing the fields all day, Walking behind that bay,
And he thinks to himself "from behind shes a good looking horse"[F#].
So it's [E]woo back under a tree,
And he waits while the horse takes a pee,
And he lifts up its tail to make sure that its a [B]she.
An[F#]d he sees this huge vagina,
An[E]d he thinks "what could be finer?"
So[F#] it's down with the reigns,
And down with the overalls[G], [B]too.
He's a well-hung plowboy,[B] [F#] [B]
Sneaking up on his horse and having intercour[F#]se.
He's a well-hung plowboy,[B] [F#] [B]
And the smile on his horse proves it feels no [F#]remorse.
[N.C.]He roots it with great force.
[B]When he comes home from supper
His wife says: "[N.C.]you're a horse fucker!
[B]I've been to see a lawyer just t[F#]oday
[E]And I want a divorce" ("why?")
[N.C.]"Because you fucked that horse!
[B]I've been down the field
Watching you all day.
[F#]You were up behind that horse.
[E]You were pumping with great [B]force".
[B]The horse don't mind the pain, As he hangs on to its mane,
And he just stands still and says:
[N.C.]"Get up! Woo back!" (x7)
[back to chorus]