Planet Schmanet Janet

[D]   [Bm]
       [D]   [Bm]
       [D]   [Bm]
[Bm]    I'll tell you [D]once, I [Bm]won't tell you [D]twice.
[Bm]    You'd better [D]wise up [Bm]   Janet [D]Weiss.
[Bm]    Your apple pie[D]   [Bm]don't taste too [D]nice
[Bm]    You'd better wise [D]up,[Bm]    Janet [D]Weiss

    [A]I've laid the seed it [D]should be all you need
    [Bm]You're as sensual as a pencil,
    Wound up like an E or a first string
    [G]When we made it, did you hear a bell [A]ring?

    You got a [D]block? Well, [Bm]take my ad[D]vice
[Bm]    You better wise [D]up  [Bm]    Janet [D]Weiss. [Bm]
    [A]The transducer [D]will seduce ya.

    (My feet! I can't move my feet!)
    (My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels!)
    (It's as if we're glued to the spot!)
    (You are! So quake with fear, you tiny fools!)
    (We're trapped!)

     [Bm]It's something you'll get used to -
     [G]A mental mind fuck can be [A]nice.

    (You won't find Earth people quite the easy mark you imagine. This sonic
     transducer - it is, I suppose, some kind of audio-vibratory
     physio-molecular     transport device?)
    (You mean...?)
    (Yes, Brad, it's something we ourselves have been working on for quite
     some time. But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting
     it. A device which is capable of breaking down solid matter and then
     projecting it through space and, who knows, perhaps even time itself!)
    (You mean he's going to send us to another planet?)

    [D]Planet, [Bm]schmanet, [D]Janet!
[Bm]    You better wise [D]up [Bm]   Janet [D]Weiss.
[Bm]    You better wise [D]up, [Bm]build your [D]thighs up, [Bm]You better wise up

    ([Bm]And then she [D]cried out...)
    [A]STOP!

    [G]Don't get hot and flus[A]tered, [D]use a bit of mustard

    [D7]You're a [G]hot dog, but you [A]better not try to [D]hurt her,
    Frank Furter.
    [D7]You're a [G]hot dog, but you [A]better not try to [D]hurt her,
    Frank Furter.
    [D7]You're a hot dog...