I Think About You During The Commercials

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I[A] can't sleep at nigh[E]t and I c[D]an't sleep at day [A]

T[E]he TV dinner'[D]s keeping me [A]awake

T[E]he words[D] are crawling in the[A] words are crawling out

T[E]he words are playin[D]g poker on my[A] snout

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T[D]he teary eyed relativity

I[A]s finally starting to make sense to me now... and I worry

 [D]                          [A]
{sot}Because the algebra --?--?--?--?--{eot}

-[E]-?--

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I[A] think about you [E]during the comm[D]ercials

 [A] I try and ke[E]ep you away[D]

I[A] think about you [E]during the comm[D]ercials everyday

S[A]tuck in my brain

G[D]rowing pains

G[A]o to the brain

E[E]xcept sometimes when Jason talks to Mike [D]  and they

r[A]eally communicate

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This doll is just a head
In "The Brain That Wouldn't Die"
On Mystery Science Theater last night
But when I get too drunk
And start picturing your face
I think of all the girls of Melrose Place

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{sot}Consider all the possibilities offered in by new technology
One million channels
TV Guide says --?---{eot}
Five great math students we should be proud of
As Americans

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A[D]ll the time

S[A]tuck in my mind

B[D]ut when the brain

G[A]ets overrun

I[E] wonder why the meathead never [D]gets the business and the palm trees bit

 [A]    [E]Like me and you[D], like me and you [A]