Read About Love

A[G]sked my Daddy when I was thirteen

"[D]Daddy can you tell me what love really means?"

H[G]is eyes went glassy, not a word was said

H[D]e poured another beer and his face turned red

A[G]sked my mother, she acted[C] the same

S[G]he never looked up, she se[D]emed so ashamed

A[G]sked my teacher, he rea[C]ched for the cane

H[G]e said "don't mention that s[D]ubject again"

S[Em]o I read abo[C]ut love, I read it in a magazine

R[Em]ead about lov[C]e, cosmo and seventeen

R[Em]ead about lo[C]ve, in the back of a hustler, hustler, hustler

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S[Eb]o I         know what makes girls sigh

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A[Eb]nd I         know why girls cry

S[G]o don't te[Em]ll me I [C]don't und[D]erstand

W[G]hat makes a wom[Em]an and wha[C]t makes a man [D]

I[G]'ve never been[Em] to heaven but a[Am]t least I'v[D]e read about[C] love[D]

My big brother told me when I was fourteen
"It's time I showed you what love really means
Girls like kissing and romance too
But a boy's got to know what a man's got to do"
He gave me a book, the cover was plain
Written by a doctor with a German name
It had glossy pictures, serious stuff
I read it seven time then I knew it well enough

CHORUS 
Read about love, now I've got you
Read about love, where I want you
Read about love, I got you on the test-bed, test-bed, test-bed
So why, don't you moan and sigh?
And why do you sit there and cry?
I do everything I'm supposed to do
If something's wrong than it must be you
I know the ways of a woman I've read about love

Well well well, when I touch you there it's supposed to feel nice
That's what it said in reader's advice
I've never been to heaven but at least I've read about love

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