I Brake For Brunettes

I bra[D]ke for brunettes
Blon[A]des in corvettes
Redh[G]eads I stop on a dime        [A]
Now the wa[D]y I drive it's a wonder that I   [A]
Ever get a[G]nywhere on time         [A]
So[D] don't tailgate my pickup truck [A]
Or you just mi[G]ght wind up  in a wreck            [A]
Now they aint't mad[D]e the sticker for my bumper just yet but     [A]
I brak[D]e for brunettes
I let firesto[D]ne put me some new tires on  [A]
Jus[G]t a few week ago       [A]
But man I[D] swear that wear and tea[A]r
Is alrea[G]dy starting to show       [A]
Well I oughta j[D]ust whistle or yell        [A]
But man [G]I can't help myself       [A]

Repeat chorus:
You'll see my big skid [D]marks by the wave pool park     [A]
And Judy'[G]s beauty salon      [A]
Lord I  tore[D] up the street in front of betty's boutiqu[A]e
Where they come out [G]with mini skirts on                [A]
Well I know I'[D]m gonna wear out my tread                  [A]
Down[G] by Tina's tanning bed          [A]

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