Reckless Kelly Was Here

Sadie got a [A]six gun, she ain’t afraid to use it
The banker took us [A]straight down to the safe and I blew it
The sheriff heard a [D]big bang in the broad daylight
And by the time the [A]smoke cleared we were nowhere in sight

Sadie got an [A]Mustang, an old '64
Sadie got the [A]top down and her foot to the floor
Lights in the [D]rearview, got the fuzz on our tail
                    [A]                                           [E]
B[A]etter give me that scattergun, baby I ain’t goin’ back to jail

(Repeat chords and strumming for the whole song)

Sadie got a hideout off of 71
We'll count up all the money, ditch the car and the guns
Sadie says she loves me, I'll always be her man
"And I’ll see you in Rio honey, we gotta stick to the plan"

I woke up in the hayloft to the rooster's crow
No sign of Sadie, no sign of the dough
I’m heading to the airport, I got a little brass key
I got a ticket and a passport, locker 32-B

Open up the blue box, there ain’t nothing inside
I been played like a fiddle, I’ve been taken for a ride
Sadie made a phone call in the middle of the night
They’ve got the place surrounded with the black and white

I got myself a hostage in a Delta skirt
"Do as I tell you and nobody gets hurt
Show me where your car's parked, you’re gonna have to drive
Because I’ll be hiding in the backseat with a .45"

"Get me through the roadblock, better drive real slow
Better play your cards right and I’ll let you go"
And I hear my heart a pounding as fast as it can
I hear the copper askin’ “Have you seen this man?”

Delta kept her mouth shut like a good girl should
"And you’re free to go now 'cuz you done real good"
Now I got a suitcase and a thumb in the air
I don’t know where I’m goin’ and I don’t really care

Bubba’s got a big rig and an empty seat
We’re headin’ to Laredo, it’s alright with me
I’ll check into a hotel in old Mexico
I gotta wait until it cools down, I’m gonna lay a little low

Well I don’t miss the money, I don’t miss the guns
Well I sure miss Sadie even after all she’s done
Yea, Sadie left me hanging and she told a lotta lies
Well it’s true what they say boys, true love never dies

True true love
True true love

                             Track 2- Casanets

[A]She plays castanets, she works without a net
I like her [G]better when she [D]walks a[A]way
[A]She said she was mine, she told me twice
I like her [G]better when she [D]walks a[A]way

I like her [G]better when she [D]walks a[A]way
I like her [G]better when shes h[D]ere to s[A]tay
I like her [G]better when she [D]danced my [A]way
I like her [G]better when she [D]walks a[A]way, yeah

I love the sun as it silhouettes
I like her better when she walks away
I love her hair as it falls across my face
I like her better when she walks away

She plays castanets, she works without a net
I like her better when she walks away
She turns me on like a pickup truck
I like her better when she walks away

I like the sun shining through her dress
I like her better when she walks away
I like her hair in a tangled mess
I like her better when she walks away

Solo out...

                             Track 3- Motel Cowboy Show

[C]Hey ol' [D]lady let’s [G]go to the [C]motel [D]cowboy [G]show
We’ll [D]drink and dance, there’s no [Em]place else to [C]go
We’ll [G]stay out all night [D]long, we’ll [Em]toast the break of [C]dawn
[G]Hey ol' lady let’s [D]go to the [C]motel [D]cowboy [G]show

          [C]          [D]       [G]                [C]
Well the[G]y rolled one for the road, put on the same dirty old clothes
[C]        [D]          [G]           [C]     [D]
[G]Down the trail they road to the motel cowboy show
           [C]             [D]          [G]          [C]
Wel[D]l, they pa[G]rked at the end of the line, underneath the cold beer sign
It’s a [G]long, long way to [D]ride without your [C]whiskey and your [Em]wine
          [C]        [D]        [G]               [D]
Somethi[G]ng stronger would be fine, something stronger would be fine

Well they walk thru the swingin’ doors, through the sawdust on the floor
Everybody was ready to go at the motel cowboy show
They’ve been all over the land, not bad for a honky tonk band
Well, it’s a long hard hill to climb, when you're so far ahead of time
And you’ve never seen a dime, you’re so far ahead of your time

         [C]     [D]    [G]                 [Em]
W[A]ell the doses soon kicked in and the fun would soon begin
The [Em]fun would soon be[A]gin
And the [Em]world did a great big [A]spin
Whoo baby, it’s [Em]fun, and it ain’t no [A]sin

I [D]know you [A]well, you don’t re[G]member
[D]We partied [Am]way back in No[Em]vember
[D]    [A]          [G]               [D]     [Am]
The 7[Em]2 or was it 73, I know you well, you don’t remember me
[D]All the faces [G]changed[D] and the room went [G]round
[D]What a mystic [G]place,[D] what a mystic [G]sound

Well we rolled one for the road, and they candied up their nose
Down the trail they rode to the motel cowboy show

                             Track 4 - I Still Do

         [E]       [B]         [A]       [B]
She sa[B]id [A]boy[B] why don't you love me like you used to
You [E]never w[B]ant to h[A]old me a[B]nymor[E]e   [B]      [A]         [B]
           [E]        [B]         [A]        [B]
An[B]d I[A] s[B]aid girl now don't you go start talking crazy
[E]                [B]           [A]    [B]      [E]
[B]Caus[A]e I [B]love you more than I ever have before

But if [E]I don't [B]show it [A]late[B]ly
[E]It's [B]just cause I m a l[A]ittle bit c[B]razy
[E]Don't [B]think my [A]days of [B]loving [E]you [B]are[A] thro[B]ugh
[B]Cause I still d[E]o  [B]     [A]        [B]
I still [E]do   [B]      [A]         [B]             [E]                [B]                   [A]                     [B]                         [E]                             [B]                                 [A]

       [E]       [B]         [A]           [B]
Well I[B] gu[A]ess[B] I must have slipped and let my guard down
[E]Cause you know [B]you re always [A]gonna [B]be my [E]gir[B]l [A]    [B]
[E]When I get [B]turned [A]around and [B]loose d[E]irecti[B]on[A]   [B]
[E]Sometimes [B]I forg[A]et you re [B]my whole [E]worl[B]d [A]    [B]

[E]But if I don't [B]show it [A]latel[B]y
[E]It's [B]just cause I m a l[A]ittle bit c[B]razy
[E]Don't [B]think my [A]days of [B]loving [E]you [B]are[A] thro[B]ugh
[B]Cause I still d[E]o  [B]     [A]        [B]
I still [E]do   [B]      [A]         [B]             [E]                [B]                   [A]                     [B]                         [E]                             [B]                                 [A]

Yeah

(instrumental)   then [E] [B] [D] [A] [C] [G] [B]
[E]But if I don't [B]show it [A]latel[B]y
[E]It's [B]just cause I m a l[A]ittle bit l[B]azy
[E]Don't [B]think my [A]days of [B]loving [E]you [B]are[A] thro[B]ugh
[B]Cause I still d[E]o  [B]     [A]        [B]
I still [E]do   [B]      [A]         [B]             [E]                [B]                   [A]                     [B]                         [E]                             [B]                                 [A]

                Track 5 - 1952 Vincent Black Lightning

[G]Well says Red Molly to James that's a fine motor[Cadd9]bike
[Cadd9]And a girl could feel special on any such [G]like
Says [G]James to Red Molly, my hat's off to [Cadd9]you
[Cadd9]Thats a Vincent Black Lightning, 1952[G]
And I've [D]seen you at the corners and [Cadd9]cafes it [G]seems
Red [D]hair and black leather, my [Cadd9]favorite color [G]scheme
And he [Am]pulled her on be[Cadd9]hind
And [Cadd9]down to Box Hill they did [G]ride

Says James to Red Molly, here's a ring for your right hand
But I'll tell you in earnest I'm a dangerous man
For I've fought with the law since I was seventeen
And I robbed many a man to get my Vincent machine
Now I'm 21, I might not make 22
But I don't mind dying but for the love of you
And if fate should break my stride
Then I'll give you my Vincent to ride

Come down, come down, Red Molly, called Sergeant McRae
For they've taken young James Adie for armed robbery
Shotgun blast hit his chest, left nothing inside
Oh, come down, Red Molly to his dying bedside
When she came to the hospital, there wasn't much left
He was running out of road, he was running out of breath
But he smiled to see her cry
And said I'll give you my Vincent to ride

Says James, in my opinion, there's nothing in this world
Beats a 52 Vincent and a red headed girl
Now Nortons and Indians and Greeveses won't do
Well, they don't have a soul like a Vincent 52
He reached for her hand and he slipped her the keys
He said I've got no further use for these
I see angels on Ariels in leathers and chrome
Swooping down from heaven to carry me home
And he gave her one last kiss and died
And he gave her his Vincent to ride

Alternate between G and Cadd9 for the ending

                  Track 6 - Seven Nights In Eire

[Am]  [C]  [G]  [Am]  [C]  [G]  twice

    [Am]                 [C]       [G]      [Am]
The fi[C]rst pu[G]b we could stagger to was twelve steps from the plane
  [Am]               [C]      [G]        [Am]
[C]A Virg[G]in flight to Shannontown the day it didn’t rain
    [Am]               [C]  [G]    [Am]
The [G]laughing eyes of Ireland sparkling blue and green
     [Am]               [C]        [G]         [Am]
With[C] hair [G]as black as Guinness stout and barely seventeen
We’re [F]back out on the cobblestones, [Em]whiskey drunk and high again
[Dm]                             [G]               [Am]
L[G]iqu[Am]ored up and gearing up for seven nights in Ireland

The corner booth is waiting for the session to begin
It’s quiet as a mother’s prayer ‘till we all stumble in
And it’s fifty happy voices mixed with whistles made of tin
And a piper man is blowing like the North Atlantic wind
And an Aran island beauty is sawing on the violin
I wonder will she miss me after seven nights in Ireland

It’s Ladies’ Day in Galway and we watched the ponies run
Fifty pounds against the odds and came in six to one
McSwiggin heard the race report, he invited us on in
So we drank Catholic whiskey with all our newfound friends
They raised a glass to all of us and we all toasted them
Here’s to Michael, Tom and Pat and seven nights in Ireland

Well we kissed all the girls goodbye and gathered in our gear
And when she walked me to the gate I swear I saw a tear
But then she looked into my eyes I knew she felt my pain
And only then I realized we were standing in the rain
So save our places at the pub and when the eyes are dry again
We’ll come back another day for seven nights in Ireland

                  Track 7 - Break My Heart Tonight

[G]Well I got empty bottles and legal papers [Em]wrinkled up all over the floor
[Cadd9]My pen won't write and my guitar doesn't have a [D]song in it anymore
[G]Well I can write another love song, yeah, but [Em]first you got to find someone to love
[Cadd9]I could write another fight song, yeah, but there's [D]got to be something to be proud of
they say

[Cadd9]         [D]               [G]         [G/f#]
Mise[Em]ry love's company, but it damn sure ain't lookin' for me
     [Cadd9]         [D]                          [Cadd9]
I'll b[G]e alright, I just gotta find someone to break my heart tonight

Going out walkin' on Avenue B and I ain't comin' back until dawn
And find some stranger in a Greenich bar to shower my affection upon
Well maybe she'll stay 'til one fateful day when we realize we've got nothin' left
And maybe I'll find she's messed up my mind and I can get back to doing what I do best
they say

[Am]Well all these A&R guys keep [Em]knockin' on my door
[Am]I guess the last batch wasn't good enough cause they [D]keep on [D/C]wanting more
[D/B]and more [D/A]and they say

[Cadd9]                      [D]                            [G]
    [G/f#]     [Em]
Write what you know and it just goes to show, you gotta write your own destiny
     [Cadd9]         [D]                          [Cadd9]
I'll b[G]e alright, I just gotta find someone to break my heart tonight, they say
[Cadd9]         [D]               [G]         [G/f#]
Mise[Em]ry love's company, but it damn sure ain't lookin' for me
     [Cadd9]         [D]                          [Cadd9]
I'll b[G]e alright, I just gotta find someone to break my heart tonight

                        Track 8 - Nobody's Girl

[A]  [E]  [F#m]  [D]  3x

[A]The first man that you [E]ever loved
[F#m]Left your mama, never [D]said goodbye to anyone.
[A]And you were raised with your [E]head held high
But [F#m]any fool can see it's just a [D]clever disguise.

- [A]You're nobody's [E]baby,
[F#m]You're nobody's [D]darlin,
[A]  [E]You're nobody's [F#m]girl - [D]

[A]You've always been a little [E]scared to open your [F#m]heart
And you never let [D]anybody take it too [A]far.
You never let 'em [E]on the inside
Cause [F#m]you're always scared of gettin' [D]taken for a ride.

- [A]You're nobody's [E]baby,
[F#m]You're nobody's [D]darlin,
[A]  [E]You're nobody's [F#m]girl [D]-

[A]Everybody wants you but you [E]don't wanna care
So you [F#m]keep 'em at a distance with the [D]frown you wear.
[A]You spend your time tryin' to [E]even the score
And you've [F#m]got it in your head you de[D]serve alot more.
The [A]first one was a [E]total disaster
[F#m]So was the second one and [D]every one after.
[A]But when you're breakin' in a [E]broken home,
You're [F#m]gonna be sure to spend some [D]nights on your own when

- Y[A]ou're nobody's b[E]aby,
[F#m]You're nobody's da[D]rlin,
[A]  Y[E]ou're nobody's g[F#m]irl, [D]
                 [A]  [E]  [F#m]  [D]  [A]
Y[F#m]ou're[D] no[F#m]body's girl

                     Track 9 - Hey Say May/Guacamole

[G] [Cadd9] [G] [Cadd9]

I got a [G]phone [Cadd9]call to[G]day   [Cadd9]
From a [G]girl who [Cadd9]walked a[G]way  [Cadd9]
    [G]         [Cadd9] [G]      [Cadd9]         [G]
But [Cadd9]I hung it[G] up be-fore I heard what it was she had to say

[C]       [D]           [G]     [G/f#] [Em]
Hey say May, well I drink all  day
[C]                [D]                   [G]  [Cadd9]
D[Cadd9]ammit I[G] t[Cadd9]old her[G] I'[Cadd9]m doing alright

I found a [G]letter [Cadd9]there in my [G]drawer [Cadd9]
What it [G]said I'm [Cadd9]not quite [G]sure  [Cadd9]
    [G]            [Cadd9]          [G]             [Cadd9]
[G]But it's be[Cadd9]en so lo[G]ng since you walked out my door, I just don't care anymore

[C]       [D]            [G]     [G/f#]     [Em]
I don't care fallin’ drunk down the stairs
[C]                [D]                   [G]  [Cadd9]
D[Cadd9]ammit I[G] t[Cadd9]old her[G] I’[Cadd9]m doin’ alright

I’m doin’ al[C]right[F]    [C]        [F]
I’m doing al[G]ri-i[Cadd9]-ight [G]yeah  [Cadd9]
[D]Nobody's changin’ the [C]way I’m feeling tonight    [D]
[C]harmonica solo)        [G]            [Cadd9]                    [G]                       [Cadd9]
Cause I’m doing alright

Well it [G]must of been [Cadd9]12 months a[G]go  [Cadd9]
Whene I [G]found a note [Cadd9]slipped under my [G]door     [Cadd9]
But [G]I never [Cadd9]read it, I [G]guess I was [Cadd9]sore, I [G]don't even[Cadd9] know now what[G] for

[C]       [D]               [G]  [G/f#]    [Em]
For the girl next door, 20 years before
[C]There's cookie crumbs on my floor[D], I’m doing alright [G]    [Cadd9]          [G]             [Cadd9]                    [G]                      [Cadd9]                             [G]                                [Cadd9]

In a [G]moment of [Cadd9]weakness it [G]came[Cadd9]
[G]Then as I [Cadd9]looked at her [G]name[Cadd9]
[G]          [Cadd9]     [G]        [Cadd9]     [G]
I shook my[Cadd9] head as [G]I struck a match and watched it all go up in flames

[C]     [D]           [G]        [G/f#] [Em]
Up in flames as I smoke my Mary Jane
[C]                    [D]                   [G]  [Cadd9]
G[Cadd9]oddammi[G]t,[Cadd9] I told[G] he[Cadd9]r I’m doing alright

Ex[D]cept for my multiple perso[C]nalities
(Let the C ring out and then wait about 10 seconds to start "Guacamole")

  1st       2nd

e--x---------x-------------|
D---3--------x-------------|
G----4-------x-------------|
D-----5------x-4-----------|
A--x---------x---5---------|
E--x---------x-------------|
             **

(1)
I met her at the mercado,

She was buying avocados,
                             (2)
My, she really turned me on.

She reached for my pepper,

I grabbed her tomatoes,
                                (1)
I knew it wouldn't be very long.

She went to the mesa,

I grabbed my cerveza,
                             (2)
I got the onions and lemons.

And when she looked at me,

Then I could clearly see,
                          (1)
it wouldn't be very long.

Guaca[C]mole...
Guaca[G]mole...
We'd be [D]making guacamole all night [G]long. (2x)

She went for the line,
I fell in right behind,
Man, she sure looked good.

She reached for her money,
I said, "Wait a minute honey",
I believe this one is one me.

She got in my pickup,
Started to backup,
Headed down the road.

We went to mi casa,
Tortillas de masa(?),
and made guacamole all night long.

Guacamole...
Guacamole...
We'd be making guacamole all night long. (2x)

(After about 15 seconds, play the below part to end "Hey Say May")
We're doing [G]alright      [Cadd9]               [G]                   [Cadd9]                          [G]

                     Track 10 - Vancouver

[G]

When the s[G]un w[C]ent d[D]own,
You were si[C]ttin' under someone else's su[G]nset.
And I w[G]as[C]n't aro[D]und
And you were wi[C]shin' that I was the guy that y[G]ou'd just met.

And I was probably st[C]umbling down some
[D]Backstreet ally in Ams[G]terdam
While you were m[Em]akin' excuses and breakin' another he[D]art
Or maybe I was dr[C]inkin' wine with the pig[D]eons in the square in V[G]enice
While I was w[Em]onderin' what you're doin'
And wonderin' where you a[D]re...

When the s[G]tars c[C]ame o[D]ut,
I was si[C]ttin' in a studio on Su[G]nset
And the li[G]ghts w[C]ere d[D]own
And I was wi[C]shin' that the time we'd had wasn't o[G]ver yet.

And you were probably si[C]ttin' in an airport
W[D]aitin' on a plane to Ve[G]gas
While I was p[Em]ackin' a suitcase and starin' at a waitin' c[D]ar.
Or maybe you were he[C]aded out to some ho[D]use party on Lake Au[G]stin
And I'm w[Em]onderin' what you're doin'
And wonderin' where you a[D]re...

[A] [D]  [E]    [D]  [A]   [D] [E]
 [A]

When my l[A]uck r[D]an ou[E]t,
I was si[D]ttin' on a concrete block in Li[A]ttle Rock.
We didn't s[A]cream [D]or sh[E]out,
We just s[D]aid goodbye, then I waited for the click
And the li[A]ghts went out.

And now I'm p[D]ackin' it up and ro[E]llin' on out for Vanc[A]ouver
For some w[F#m]asted youth and fresh set of lonely s[E]tars
And I'm w[D]onderin' baby, if you e[E]ver really saw the b[A]est of us
And I w[F#m]onder what you're doin'
And I wonder where you a[E]re...
I still w[F#m]onder what you're doin'
And I wonder where you a[E]re..[A]. [D]   [E]

                     Track 11 - Wiggles and Ritalin

[C]Lets put on the Wiggles & pop a couple Ritalin [F]
Papa [C]dont blame mama or tell her how lazy shes be[G]en
Its been pres[C]cribed by a doctor and the doctor said it aint no si[F]n
So [C]lets put on the Wiggles & [G]pop a couple Rita[C]lin

Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars
I dont need no college counselor to tell me how lucky I are
I lay the blame on the clinic and man its got me this far
Yeah, Lets put on MacGyver & chow a couple Xanax bars

[G]If only Dad would have spanked me instead
Of [F]dopin me up and messing w[C]ith my head
I [Em]might have turned out to be a regular guy
But [F]its all that I know and I g[G]otta get high

So lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine
Ill chop some lines maybe one at a time till were feeling no pain
Ill bite my tongue till its numb and Ill talk till I drive you insane
Yeah, lets put on some Soul Train and snort a little cocaine

So lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos
Ive been high since I was just a little guy in my Underoos
I sit around on my ass smokin grass and watchin classic cartoons
Yeah, lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos

Yeah, Lets put on some Scooby Doo & smoke a couple doobie doos

                   Track 12 - Wild Western Wind Blown Band

R[Em]oll o[D]n, you w[Bm]ild western wi[C]ndblown band
  [G]                             [D]
Lif[C/B]e’s w[Am]aiti[G]n’ up the road for you and the future’s in your hands
Well [G]I don’t fly no aeroplanes
And [Em]I don’t ride r[C]ailroad trains
[G]I just drive my truck down the b[C]lacktop lane to the nex[D]t town.
Next [G]week we’ll be in Jackson Hole
Got some g[Em]ood friends there to so[C]othe our souls
  [G]             [D]               [C]    [C/B]
L[G]ord don’t you know it’s a good town

Well I don’t live for borrowing
Lord and I don’t love just one thing,
I believe in all that life brings down your highway

So if you hear our words and songs
Take what you need to be strong
Don’t be afraid to love us, we will do you no wrong

                     Track 13 - Baby's Gone Blues

Intro is hitting E string over and over

[E]  [G]  [D]  [A]    4 times

   [E]               [G]           [D]          [A]
My [E]baby [G]says[D] sh[A]e's gone, gonna go, gonna leave me on my own
        [E]               [G]           [D]         [A]
Yeah[E] my ba[G]by s[D]ays[A] she's gone, gonna go, gonna leave me on my own
         [E]          [G]                  [D]        [A]
Yeah but she'[E]s been talk[G]in' like she[D]'s gon[A]na be walkin', since the day that I brought
home
       [E]               [G]           [D]         [A]
Now my[E] baby[G] say[D]s s[A]he's gone, gonna go, gonna leave me on my own

My baby said we're through, don't know what to do, you know it's really up to you
Yeah my baby said we're through, don't know what to do,you know it's really up to you
Baby said you gotta sure love me right or I'm goin'-a leave you lonely and blue
Now my baby said we're through, don't know what to do, you know it's really up to you

Can't believe she's gone, baby said goodbye, and tore apart our happy home
No I can't believe she's gone, baby said goodbye, and tore apart our happy home
I'm just sittin' around countin' those teardrops fall from my eyes all alone
No I can't believe she's gone, baby said goodbye, and tore apart our happy little home

Yeah my baby says she's gone, gonna go, gonna leave me on my own
Yeah my baby says she's gone, gonna go, gonna leave me on my own
Yeah but she's been talkin' like she's gonna be walkin' since the day that I brought
little girl home
My baby says she's goin', gonna go, gonna leave me on my own

On my own
On my own
Baby's gone. . .
(Hey!)

                     Track 14 - Wicked Twisted Road

[Em]  [C]  [G]  [G/f#] [Em]  [C]  [G]  [G]/[F#]

[Em]                  [C]              [G]     [G/f#]
My first love was a wicked twisted road
[Em]                [C]            [G]            [G/f#]
I hit the million mile mark at 17 years old
[Em]              [C]            [G]                  [G/f#]
I never saw the rainbow much less a pot of gold
      [Em]                  [C]              [G]      [G/f#]
Yeah, my first love was a wicked twisted road

My first love was a castle in the sky
Never thought I’d make it till I had the guts to try
And I sat up in my tower while the whole world passed me by
Yeah my first love was a castle in the sky

My first love was a fearless, driving rain
Scared to death I thought I’d never see her face again
They say god was cryin’ so I guess he felt my pain
My first love was a fearless, driving rain

My first love was a wild, sinful night
I ran out with the big dogs, guess I had more bark than bite
I know I won the battle but in the end I lost the fight
Yeah my first love was a wild, sinful night

My first love was an angry, painful song
Wanted one so bad I went and did everything wrong
The lesson in reality would come fore too long
Yeah my first love was an angry, painful song

My first love was a wicked twisted road
I hit the million mile mark at 17 years old
I never saw the rainbow much less a pot of gold
Yeah, my first love was a wicked twisted road

                     Track 15 - Crazy Eddie's Last Hurrah

[G]  [C9]  [G]  [G]
[G]  [C9]  [G]  [G]
[Em]  [C9]  [G]  [C9]
[G]  [D]  [G]

[G]  [C9]  [G]  [G]
[G]  [C9]  [G]  [G]
[Em]  [C9]  [G]  [C9]
[G]  [D]  [G]  [G]

[G]Well, it sure didnt [C]take to l[G]ong
I woke up in the m[C]orning she was g[G]one
[Em]And the note that she wr[C]ote didnt sa[G]y dear [C]john
It said [G]goodbye [D]fucker im [G]gone

[G]She was a homegrown [C]mountain [G]girl
Raised in a [C]different [G]world
I was a [Em]wanna be [C]rocker She was [G]more into [C]Merle
[G]Couldn't see it [D]just wouldn't [G]work

And now I'm [Em]double fisting [C]long necks, g[G]rapefruit and [C]Stoli
But I'm [G]never getting [D]over [G]Joely    [G]

[G]  [C9]  [G]  [G]
[G]  [C9]  [G]  [G]
[Em]  [C9]  [G]  [C9]
[G]  [D]  [G]  [G]

Well I [G]poured my[C]self in my [G]car
I [G]drove it on [C]down to the [G]bar
But they [Em]wouldn't let me [C]in Cause I [G]ain't a movie [C]star
So I [G]went to the [D]Horse Shoe on [G]Lamar

Well the [G]bouncer [C]threw me out [G]too
And I [G]didn't know [C]what to [G]do
So I [Em]picked up the [C]phone And I [G]called dear [C]Sue
The [G]cock blocker [D]wouldn't let me [G]through

And now I'm [Em]wishing for some [C]drugs or a [G]shrink to [C]console me
But I'm [G]never getting [D]over [G]Joely

Repeat Twice)
[G]  [C9]  [G]  [G]
[G]  [C9]  [G]  [G]
[Em]  [C9]  [G]  [C9]
[G]  [D]  [G]  [G]

Well I [G]gathered up [C]all my [G]guns
And a [G]pipe bomb [C]just for [G]fun
I [Em]drove to her [C]house and [G]parked out on the [G]lawn
She's [G]right I always [D]was the crazy [G]one.

Well her [G]boyfriend was [C]sure nice to [G]me
Said "[G]calm down would [C]you like a [G]drink"
And I [Em]shot him full of [C]holes From his [G]nose to his [C]knees
And I [G]polished off her [D]little sweet [G]pea

And I'm [Em]crying on me [C]knees feeling [G]dirty and [C]unholy
But I'm [G]never getting [D]over [G]Joely
Now I'll [Em]probably get [C]life and [G]serve at least [C]forty,
But I'm [G]never getting [D]over [G]Joely