Orphan Tears

[D]It was a weekend, and you cant stop
Us[C] from going to the local dance spot.
In[Am]stead of drinking imported beers,
Som[F]ebody br[A]ought a bottle of Orphan Tears.

We[D] popped the top. We know what was in it.
Yea[C]h, we were all so stupid to sip it.
Orp[Am]han Tears are hallucinogenic.
I to[F]ok o[A]ne sip and saw a two-headed midget.

The[D]n the room filled with colors and shapes,
An[C]d suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes.
Oh[Am] snap! And what made it worse
Is[F] I swe[A]ar I saw a unicorn humping a smurf.

Th[D]en a rainbow appeared out of Waxs ass.
He p[C]assed some gas and it snapped in half.
Yo [Am]Deejay! Are you still there?
Ye[F]ah, I’[A]m trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair.

Al[D]right. Chill there. I think a bulimic
Car[C]ebear might pick a fight with Jesus.
I[Am] dont believe it. I’m gonna be sea sick.
Th[F]ese O[A]rphan Tears are about to make me trip.

Li[D]ttle children, near and far
Do[C]nt know where your parents are.
Cr[Am]y directly in this jar.
I w[F]ill drink it [A]at the bar.
Sip[D] sippin on Orphan Tears.
Sip [C]sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
Sip [Am]sippin on Orphan Tears.
Si[F]p sip sippin [A]on Orphan Tears.

The[D]se Orphan Tears got me feeli[C]ng like I aint felt before.
I tr[Am]ied to bust-a-move but fel[F]l asleep on [A]the dance floor.

(DeeJay falls asleep and snores) " Hey dude get up!"
I sw[D]ear I saw Bill Cosby like, “H[C]ello with the pudding!”
He [Am]was dancing in his underwear showing[F] off [A]his woody.

I[D] ran to the bathroom. Ev[C]erything is in slow mo.
I co[Am]uldnt throw up, because the to[F]ilet bowl called [A]me a homo.
I b[D]arfed up a kitten, and I[C]m feeling strange.
Sipp[Am]in these Orphan Tears, now its[F] got m[A]e seeing things.

Li[D]ttle children, near and far
Do[C]nt know where your parents are.
C[Am]ry directly in this jar.
I [F]will drink it a[A]t the bar.
S[D]ip sippin on Orphan Tears.
S[C]ip sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
S[Am]ip sippin on Orphan Tears.
Si[F]p sip sippin on [A]Orphan Tears.

Al[D]l up in the VIP section, straight relaxed.
T[C]he DJ playing my favorite tracks.
W[Am]aitress asked, what can I bring you.
I [F]said the most expen[A]sive thing on the menu.

Sh[D]e came back with a glass of liquid.
I [C]said, I asked for something different.
Th[Am]is looks like a normal beer.
She[F] said, no its Or[A]phan Tears.

Took[D] a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is,
Wh[C]ole club looking like a forest.
De[Am]eJay turned into a brontosaurus.
Eve[F]rybody in the club lo[A]oked like Chuck Norris.

I [D]tried to run to the bathroom but when
I [C]did I felt a vacuum suction.
Pu[Am]lling me back slow
Da[F]nce floor turned i[A]nto a black hole.

Sp[D]inning around horribly.
Fe[C]eling like Dorothy.
Wo[Am]ke up and was still at home.
Or[F]phan Tears got[A] us in the zone.

Lit[D]tle children, near and far
Do[C]nt know where your parents are.
Cry [Am]directly in this jar.
I w[F]ill drink it [A]at the bar.
Si[D]p sippin on Orphan Tears.
Si[C]p sip sippin on Orphan Tears.
Si[Am]p sippin on Orphan Tears.
Sip[F] sip sippin on O[A]rphan Tears

 [Ending]   [D] [C] [Am] [F] [A]

Hel[D]lo! With the pudding!
 P[C]-P-P-P-Pudding
H-[Am]H-Hello-with
Pu[F]dding.. Pudding
B[A]ill Cosby
(Pu[D]dding) Bill Cosby
(P[C]udding) Bill Cosby
(P[Am]udding) Bill Cosby
(P[F]udding) Bill Cosby   [A]