Sometimes the Bottle Hits Ya Back

[D]Ya'll I went out last Friday night just like I always do
[G]Once again I grabbed a friend and we plopped down on a stool
[A]And we hit that bottle solid 'til them bright lights all went black,
[C]Sometimes that [G]bottle hits you [D]back.
[D]Now I woke up with some woman, you could say I paid the price
[G]Man to say coyote ugly, well that's just a way to put it nice
[A]She had more hair on her legs than half the soldiers in Iraq
[C]Sometimes the [G]bottle hits you [D]back.
[G]You all lately here this drinkin beer and whiskey's out of hand
I'm [D]tired of wakin' up and wonderin' where and who I am
[A]Feelin' like somebody cracked my temple with an axe
[C]Sometimes the [G]bottle hits you [D]back.

        [D]     [G]     [A]     [C][G][D]

I was so doggone hungover I couldn't make in to work
[G]So i asked myself now really what would one more sick day hurt
[A]I ended up just tossin' one more pink slip on stack
[C]Sometimes that [G]bottle hits you [D]back.
[G]Ya'll lately here it's gettin clear I need to slow it down
[D]My boozin' reputation's makin' news all over town
[A]They're wonderin' right out loud how my poor liver's still intact
[C]Sometimes that [G]bottle hits you [D]back
[A]That old Jim Beam'll take a swing and knock your whole life out of whack
[C]Sometimes that [G]bottle hits you [D]back.

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