Myxomatosis Judge Jury Executioner

[G] [E] [F] [D] [E]

[C] [B] [D] [C] [B] [C]

My edited version is this:

[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em]

[C]  [Cadd9]  [C] [D]  [Dsus4]  [D]

The extra chords (Cadd9 and Dsus4) are optionnal and consist of ''fiddling'' around with
the pinky on these notes:

[C]|-0-|     [Cadd9]|-0-|     [D] |-2-|<-*->[Dsus4]|-3-|
|-1-|<-*->|-3-|      |-3-|     |-3-|
|-0-|     |-0-|      |-2-|     |-2-|
|-2-|     |-2-|      |-0-|     |-0-|
|-3-|     |-3-|      |---|     |---|
|---|     |---|      |---|     |---|

Intro/Riff x4
[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em]    [C] [D]

The [G]mon[Em]grel [F#m]cat [D]came [Em]home  [C]    [D]
[G]Hol[Em]ding [F#m]half [D]a [Em]head [C]   [D]
Pro[G]ceeded [Em]to [F#m]show [D]it [Em]off  [C]    [D]
To [G]all [Em]his [F#m]new [D]found [Em]friends [C]   [D]
He said I [G]be[Em]en [F#m]where [D]I [Em]liked [C]   [D]
I [G]slept [Em]with [F#m]who [D]I [Em]liked [C]   [D]
She [G]ate [Em]me [F#m]up f[D]or [Em]brea[C]kfast  [D]
She [G]screwed [Em]me [F#m]in a[D] v[Em]ice  [C]    [D]

And now
[C]   I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied

[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em]    [C] [D]

[G]I [Em]sat [F#m]in t[D]he [Em]cup[C]board [D]
And [G]wrote [Em]it [F#m]down [D]in [Em]neat [C]   [D]
They were [G]chee[Em]ring and [F#m]wavin[D]g  [Em]
[C]Cheering and wa[D]ving
[G]       [Em]    [F#m]   [D]    [Em]
[C]Twitch[D]ing and salivating like with myxomatosis
But it got [G]ed-[Em]it-[F#m]ed f[D]ucked [Em]up   [C]     [D]
[G]Stran[Em]gled [F#m]beat[D]en [Em]up  [C]    [D]
[G]Used [Em]in a [F#m]phot[D]o [Em]in [C]time maga[D]zine
[G]      [Em]   [F#m]     [D]  [Em] [C]
Bu[D]ried in a burning black hole in devon

[C]   I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied
   Don't know why I feel so skinned alive

   [G]            [Em] [F#m] [D]  [Em]    [C]
My tho[D]ughts are misguided and a little naive
  [G]         [Em] [F#m]   [D]  [Em]
[C]I twitch[D] and I salivate like with myxomatosis
           [G]    [Em]   [F#m]   [D]   [Em]
[C]You shoul[D]d put me in a home or you should put me down
I got [G]myxo[Em]mat[F#m]osis[D]  [Em]
I got [C]myxomatos[D]is
     [G]      [Em]      [F#m]     [D]  [Em]
[C]Yeah no one[D] likes a smart arse but we all like stars
     [G]      [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em]     [C]
That wasn[D]'t my intention, I did it for a reason

Original Audio Ending:
It [G]must have [Em]got [F#m]mixed [D]up [Em]
[C]Strangled beaten [D]up
I got [G]myxo[Em]mat[F#m]osis[D]  [Em]
I got [C]myxomatos[D]is

[C]   I don't know why I feel so tongue-tied

Outro/Riff x?
[G] [Em] [F#m] [D] [Em]    [C] [D]

The original (non-acoustic) is a fade. I preffer to end it with a ''G'' but it's totally
up to you.

Booklet Ending:

He shook hands with the cripples and he gave them all milk
He did a few card tricks for his mafia geeks
But now I don't know why I feel so tongue tied