I'm Going Slightly Mad

[Dm]

[Dm]when the outside temperature rises
and the meaning is oh so clear
[Dm]one thousand and one yellow daffodils
begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
[F#7]are they trying to tell you something
[G]you're missing that one final screw
[F#7]you're simply not in the pink my dear
[G]to be honest you haven't got a clue

[A9] [A7] [A9] [A7]

[D]i'm going [Dm]slightly [Em7]mad
[D]i'm going [Dm]slightly [Em7]mad
it finally [F]happened – happened
it finally [Em]happened - ooh oh
           [F]
it finally happened
             xx646x
i'm slightly mad
[Dm]oh dear

[Dm]i'm one card short of a full deck
i'm not quite the shilling
[Dm]one wave short of a shipwreck
i'm not my usual top billing
[F#7]i'm coming down with a fever
[G]i'm really out to sea
[F#7]this kettle is boiling over
[G]i think i'm a banana tree
oh dear

[A9] [A7] [A9] [A7]

[D]i'm going [Dm]slightly [Em7]mad
[D]i'm going [Dm]slightly [Em7]mad
it finally [F]happened – happened
it finally [Em]happened - ooh oh
           [F]
it finally happened
             xx646x
i'm slightly mad
[Dm]oh dear

[Gm7] [Dm] [D]
[Dm7] [Em7] [D] [Dm] [Em7] [F]
[Em] [F]
xx646x [Gm7]

[F#7]i'm knitting with only one needle
[G]unravelling fast it's true
[F#7]i'm driving only three wheels these days
[G]but my dear how about you

[A9] [A7] [B9] [B7]

[E]i'm going [Em]slightly [F#m7]mad
[E]i'm going [Em]slightly [F#m7]mad
it finally [G]happened
it finally [F#m]happened - ooh yes
           [G]
it finally happened
             xx868x
i'm slightly mad
                   xx868x
just very slightly mad
[Am]and there you have it