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Conditions Of My Parole

Puscifer
Version1
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
e|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|------999-99-7-5-2-------------------|
A|------999-99-7-5-2-------------------|
E|0-3-5-777-77-5-3-0-00-5-0-3-0-2-3-0--|
   Sweet baby Jesus on fire
   I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull
   My ass outta this
   Devil kept poking the bull, so I shipped her ass to Mozambique
 Cuz I was over it
 Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde but what if she's a zombie or a Dracula
 I better hang onto this
   Lordy, with my hand upon the Bible, swear I shot the damn Devil, not a
   Bitch, but the po-po don't give a shit
 Ho- ho- hum-...)
   Lordy, won't you show a little mercy
 I've been on the straight and narrow  since the judge had my warden done
 Parole me
   Red poison, devil kept pokin' so I shipped her ass to Mozambique
 Cuz I was over it
   Goddamn judge found me guilty of public intoxication,  public urination and
 Parole violation
   But the CSI couldn't find the body to corroborate my bullshit story.
   Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me. What if she's a
 zombie or a Dracula And tries to fuckin' eat me?
   Devil walked away from a bangin' trip to Mozambique
Help  me  outta  this(repeated)

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Readable chord sheet for Conditions Of My Parole by Puscifer

e|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|------999-99-7-5-2-------------------|
A|------999-99-7-5-2-------------------|
E|0-3-5-777-77-5-3-0-00-5-0-3-0-2-3-0--|

 [E5] Sweet baby Jesus on fire
 [E5] I'ma need a damn lawyer and a miracle to pull
 [E5] My ass outta this
 [E5] Devil kept poking the bull, so I shipped her ass to Mozambique
Cuz I was over it

Shoulda dumped my gat into the Verde but what if she's a zombie or a Dracula
I better hang onto this
 [E5] Lordy, with my hand upon the Bible, swear I shot the damn Devil, not a
 [E5] Bitch, but the po-po don't give a shit

Ho- ho- hum-...)

 [E5] Lordy, won't you show a little mercy
I've been on the straight and narrow  [C5]  since the judge had my warden done
Parole me
 [E5] Red poison, devil kept pokin' so I shipped her ass to Mozambique [G5]
Cuz I was over it

[E5] [C5] [A5] [G5]

[E5] [E5] [G]

 [E5] Goddamn judge found me guilty of public intoxication,  [C5] public urination and
Parole violation
 [A5] But the CSI couldn't find the body to corroborate my bullshit story. [G5]
 [B5] Sweet Jesus don't let the judge release me. What if she's a [G5]
zombie or a Dracula And tries to fuckin' eat me?
 [F#5] Devil walked away from a bangin' trip to Mozambique [F5]

[B5]Hel[G5]p m[F#5]e ou[F5]tta this(repeated)

[E5] [E5] [G]

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