Darling Nikki

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I [B]knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could [G]say she was a sex fiend

I [E]met her in a hotel lobby, Mastur*[B]bating with a maga*[F#]zine

She said [G]how'd you like to waste some time,

and I [F#]couldn't resist when I saw little Nikki Grind

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[B]She took me to her castle And I just [G]couldn't believe my eyes

[E]She had so many devices Every[B]thing that money could [F#]buy

[G]She said sign your name on the dotted line

[F#]The lights went out, and Nikki started to grind

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                                OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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   NIKKI!

The [B]castle started spinning or [G]maybe it was my brain

[E]I can't tell you what she did to me

but my [B]body will never be the [F#]same

[G]Her lovin' will kick your behind

[F#]Just to show you no mercy

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But she'll sho'nuff, sho'nuff show you how to grind

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Woke [B]up the next morning [G]Nikki wasn't there

[E]I looked all over and all I found was a [B]phone number on the [F#]stairs

It said [G]thank you for a funky time

[F#]Call me up whenever you want to grind

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  COme Back Nikki Come Back!!!!!

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He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.
                                                    - Dr. Johnson