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Halloween

Podge And Rodge
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D-DU-UDU
 All Hallows'  Eve's upon  us, The witching  hour once more
 Bonfires  are a-burning,  Kids knocking  on the door
 Throwing hedgehogs  on the bonfire,  And dressing up  is lots of fun
 Never stick  a foreign object  up yer bum
 No you should never  shove a banger  up yer arse  on Halloween
 It's not clever,  It's not funny,  Some think  it's quite obscene
 You should never  shove a banger  up your arse  on Halloween
 'Cause you'll only  blow yer hole  to smithereens
 Trick  or treating, Pumkin  eating, Scary  witches cat
 Better  give us money  Missus or we'll dump  on your doormat
 Bobbin'  apples, Shaggin'  cows, There's games  for old and young
 But don't stick  a foreign object  up your bum  ( all together)
 No you should never  shove a banger  up yer arse  on Halloween
 It's not clever,  It's not funny,  Some think  it's quite obscene
 You should never  shove a banger  up your arse  on Halloween
 'Cause you'll only  blow yer hole  to smithereens  Ye-hew
 INST: AS VERSE
 No you should never  shove a banger  up yer arse  on Halloween
 It's not clever,  It's not funny,  Some think  it's quite obscene
 You should never  shove a banger  up your arse  on Halloween
 'Cause you'll only  blow yer hole  to smithereens
 Happy Halloween Gobsheens, Ailin, Yer awful close to that fire there
  KABOOM, Jaysus

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Readable chord sheet for Halloween by Podge And Rodge

All Hal[G]lows' Eve's u[Em]pon us, The wit[C]ching hour once m[D]ore
Bon[G]fires are a-bu[Em]rning, Kids kno[C]cking on the do[D]or
Throwing hedg[G]ehogs on the bo[Em]nfire, And dressing [C]up is lots of f[D]un
Never st[C]ick a foreign ob[D]ject up yer b[G]um [C]    [G]

No you should ne[G]ver shove a b[Em]anger up yer a[C]rse on Hall[D]oween
It's not cl[G]ever, It's not f[Em]unny, Some th[C]ink it's quite obs[D]cene
You should ne[G]ver shove a ba[Em]nger up your a[C]rse on Hall[D]oween
'Cause you'll o[C]nly blow yer h[D]ole to smith[G]eree[C]ns [G]

Tr[G]ick or treating, P[Em]umkin eating, Sc[C]ary witches c[D]at
Be[G]tter give us m[Em]oney Missus or we'll d[C]ump on your doo[D]rmat
Bo[G]bbin' apples, Sh[Em]aggin' cows, There's ga[C]mes for old and yo[D]ung
But don't st[C]ick a foreign obj[D]ect up your b[G]um [C]   [G]  ( all together)

No you should ne[G]ver shove a b[Em]anger up yer a[C]rse on Hall[D]oween
It's not cl[G]ever, It's not f[Em]unny, Some th[C]ink it's quite obs[D]cene
You should ne[G]ver shove a b[Em]anger up your a[C]rse on Hall[D]oween
'Cause you'll o[C]nly blow yer h[D]ole to smit[G]here[C]ens[G]     Ye-hew

INST: AS VERSE
No you should ne[G]ver shove a b[Em]anger up yer a[C]rse on Hall[D]oween
It's not cl[G]ever, It's not f[Em]unny, Some th[C]ink it's quite obs[D]cene
You should ne[G]ver shove a b[Em]anger up your a[C]rse on Hal[D]loween
'Cause you'll o[C]nly blow yer h[D]ole to smit[G]here[C]ens[G]

Happy Halloween  Gobsheens,  Ailin, Yer awful close to that fire there

   KABOOM,   Jaysus