Burger Queen

[Ab]       [Absus4] [Ab]    [Absus2] [C#]        [Ab]
Slightly be-----mused by his lack of direction
[Eb6]Hey [Eb]you, hey [Eb7]you [Eb6]     [Eb]
[Ab]Came to [Absus4]this   [Ab]world [Absus2]by    cae[C#]sarean [Ab]section
[Eb6]Hey [Eb]you, hey [Eb7]you [Eb6]     [Eb]
[Ab]Chooses [Absus4]his    [Ab]clothes to [Absus2]match his [C#]pallid com[Ab]plexion
[Eb6]Hey [Eb]you, hey [Eb7]you [Eb6]     [Eb]
Now it [Ab]takes him [Absus4]all    [Ab]day just [Absus2]to     [C#]get an e[Ab]rection
[Eb6]Hey [Eb]you, things aren't [Eb7]what [Eb6]they [Eb]seem

[Ab]         [Eb]   [Ab]Makes no [Eb]sense at all
[Eb]    [Bb]     [Eb]   [Eb]Things aren't [Bb]what [Eb]they seem
[Ab]         [Eb]   [Ab]Makes no [Eb]sense at all
...
[Eb]          [Eb]

(follow the same pattern as in verse 1)

Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection
Hey you, hey you
He never scores he just gets an infection
Hey you, hey you
Dreams of a place with a better selection
Hey you, hey you
Still it takes him all day just to get an erection
Hey you, things aren't what they seem

[Ab]         [Eb]   [Ab]Makes no [Eb]sense at all
[Eb]    [Bb]     [Eb]   [Eb]Things aren't [Bb]what [Eb]they seem
[Ab]         [Eb]   [Ab]Makes no [Eb]sense at all
[Eb]    [Bb]     [Eb]   [Eb]Things aren't [Bb]what [Eb]they seem
[Ab]         [Eb]   [Ab]Makes no [Eb]sense at all
[Eb]    [Bb]     [Eb]   [Eb]Things aren't [Bb]what [Eb]they seem
[Ab]         [Eb]   [Ab]Luxemb[Eb]urger Queen
[Eb]            [Eb]He's a Burger Queen

[Ab]       [Absus2] [Eb]
[Ab]Then play[Absus2] half a[Eb] verse and chorus 1.

Ab* is played barre 4th fret.
Eb* is played barre 6th fret.
The remaining of the song follows the verse and chorus patterns.
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