Family Feud

[D] x4

[D]Fine china stack by the kitchen sink
[D]Aunt Tammy's in there claiming on the diamond rings
[D]Uncle Bobby's loading up the TV set
[D]Only thing they're grieving over's

What they ain't gonna get
[G]She's only been in the ground a day or t[D]wo
I'm glad M[C]ama ain't around to wa[G]tch this family f[D]eud

[D]Great Granddaddy's shotgun started it all
[D]She wasn't even cold

'Fore they ripped it off the wall
[D]Wanda's fighting Angie over antique quilts
[D]Nobody even waited for the reading of the will
[G]If Daddy was here he'd beat us black and b[D]lue
I'm glad M[C]ama ain't around to wa[G]tch this family f[D]eud

[D] [D] [D] [D] [G] [D] [C] [G] [D] [D]

[D]I'm watching it all go down in shame
[D]Wish the whole house would go up in flames
[D]Who gives a damn about a cedar chest
[D]When we just laid her soul to rest
[G]She's only been in the ground a day or t[D]wo
I'm glad M[C]ama ain't around to wa[G]tch this family f[D]eud

[G]She's probably rolling over in her gr[D]ave
'Cause the g[C]ood lord giveth and the family taketh away