Crazy Horse

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[A]Staring with a mi[E]schevous grin
[D]Staring she Drew[E] me in with [A]her eyes
And held[E] me there with h[D]er
[E]Everybody in the cafe [A]laughed     [E]
When I got[D] that news, when [E]I got back
[A]"Good job, dude", Anandi[E] said
[D]"You just kissed Crazy Hors[E]e's girlfr[A]ie[G]nd[E]"

[A]Now I'm in deep shit[E] I said
[D]I had a bag over[E] my head
[A]Bleaching my hai[E]r,
But I pu[D]lled it down A lit[E]tle lower
[A]Crazy Horse is the meane[E]st
Of the meanest, the lead[D]er
Of the lowest of the low[E]
The St. Paul ski[A]ns
With a bu[E]llet in his head
And I [D]just kissed Crazy Hors[E]e's girlf[A]ri[G]en[E]d

[A]Anandi grabbed a napki[E]n
She drew[D] a dia[E]gram
[A]With red lip[E]stick
[D]This is how you'll look When he [E]gets through
[A]You never should have come in the first [E]place
And now [D]the boot boys are gonna rearrange you[E]r face
[A]"I tried to warn you", she [E]said
[D]"But now you're going back to kiss [E]her ag[A]ai[G]n"[E]