Cavern

It's lat[E]er than we think                [E]
before yo[D]u slip into the night  [A]
you'll w[E]ant something to drink  [E]
                [D]                        [A]

Steal away before the dawn,
[G]and bring us back good n[D]ews
        [G]                           [B]

But if you tread in primal soup
please w[E]ipe it from your shoes.  [E]
                [D]                        [A]

Just then a porhole pirate
scourged the evening with his cry
and sanctuary bugs deprived
a monkey of its thigh

A dust arose and blocked my nose
before I could think twice,

Despite the scut that bubbled up
I gave some last advice:

The flesh from Satan's dogs
will mak[D]e the rudiments o[A]f gruel
                        [C]                  [G]

Deduct the carrots from your pay
[E]you worthless swampy fool       [E]
        [D]                         [A]

Exploding through fields and few
and swimming in the mire
the septic maiden's gargoyle tooth
demented me with fire

I drifted where the current chose
afloat upon my back

And if perchance a newt slimed by
I'd stuff it in my sack

SoonI felt a bubble form
somewhere below my skin
but with handy spine of hedgehog
I removed the force within

Suzie then removed her mask
and caused a mighty stir

the angry crowd responded
taking turns at grabbing her

The foggy cavern's musty grime
appeared within my palm

I snatched Rick's fork to scrape it off
with deadly icy calm

The crowd meanwhile had taken Sue
and used her like a rag
to mop the slime from where the slug
had slithered with the bag

In summing up, the moral        seems a little bit obscure...

Give the director a serpent deflector
[E]A mudrat detecto[A]r, a ribbon refle[D]ctor              [A]
[E]A cushion convec[A]tor, a picture of [D]nectar           [A]
[E]A virile disector, a hor[A]mone collector  [D]                   [A]
[E]                 [A]         [D]           [A]

play this several times, and then say:

whatever you do, take care of your shoes!
        [E]               [A]               [D]           [A]