99 Problems

Philadelphia Grand Jury

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(All open chords)

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol

Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed

Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"

I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those

If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos

You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough

I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole

If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward

I got beef with radio if i don't play they show

They don't play my hits i don't give a shit SO

Rap mags try and use my black ass

So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers

I don't know what you take me as,

Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has

I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Hit me

(barre chords and different strumming pattern)

The year's '94 and my trunk is raw

In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law

I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)

Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor

Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.

Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case

So I...pull over to the side of the road

I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"

(Open chords again)

Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?

Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know

Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?

"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "

(Spoken bit)

"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"

"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"

I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit

"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"

Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back

And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"

"Or somebody important or somethin'?"

Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit

Enough that you won't illegally search my shit

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

Hit me

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but that bitch ain't one

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Readable chord sheet for 99 Problems by Philadelphia Grand Jury

[C]  [Am]  [C]  [Am]

(All open chords)

I got the[C] rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that [Am]wanna make sure my casket's closed
[C]Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm [Am]from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you [C]grew up with holes in ya zapatos
You'd be c[Am]elebrating the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like [C]fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you [Am]don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
I got [C]beef with radio if i don't play they show
They don't [Am]play my hits i don't give a shit SO
[C]Rap mags try and use my black ass
So a[Am]dvertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
[C]I don't know what you take me as,
Or [Am]understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from [C]rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
I got [Am]99 problems but a bitch ain't one

If you're [G]havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got [F]99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[C]  [Am]  [C]  [Am]

(barre chords and different strumming pattern)

The [C]year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my [Am]rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
I [C]got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
[Am]Bounce on the double put the pedal to the floor
Now [C]I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jay.
Plus i [Am]got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...[C]pull over to the side of the road
I heard [Am]"Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"

(Open chords again)

Cause I'm [C]young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I [Am]look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I [C]under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was [Am]doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "

(Spoken bit)
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"

I ain't [C]steppin out of shit all my [Em]paper's legit
"Well, do you [Am]mind if I look round the car a little bit?"

Well my [C]glove compartment is locked so are the [Em]trunk in the back
And I [Am]know my rights so you gon' need a [G]warrant for that

"Aren't [C]you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"

Nah, I ain't [C]pass the bar but i know a little bit
E[Am]nough that you won't illegally search my shit

"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got [Am]99 problems but a bitch ain't one

If you're [G]havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got [F]99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[C]  [Am]  [C]  [Am]

I got [C]99 problems but a bitch ain't one
I got [Am]99 problems but a bitch ain't one
I got [C]99 problems but a bitch ain't one
I got [Am]99 problems but a bitch ain't one
If you're [G]havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got [F]99 problems but that bitch ain't one