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Polyester Bride

Phair Liz
Version1
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Strum
D-DU-UDU
 Gx2 (intro)
I  was talking,  not  two days ago
To  a certain bartender  i'm lucky  to know
And  i asked henry,  my bartending  friend
If  i should bother  dating unfamous  men
 And henry said,
"you're  lucky  to even know  me,
You're  lucky  to be alive.
You're  lucky  to be drinking  here for free,
 'cause i'm a sucker  for your lucky,  pretty eyes."
 And then he said,
"do  you wanna be a polyester  bride?
Or  do you want to hang  your head and die?
Do  you want to find alligator  cowboy  boots they just  put on sale?
Do  you want to flap  your wings and fly  away  from here?"
And  i was sitting,  not  two days ago
Feeling  lonely, 'cause i'm just  feeling low
And  i asked henry,  my bartending  friend
Why  it is  that there are those  kind of men
 And henry said,
"you're  lucky  to even know  me,
You're  lucky  to be alive.
You're  lucky  to be drinking  here for free,
'cause  i'm a sucker  for your lucky,  pretty eyes."
 And then he said,
"do  you wanna be a polyester  bride?
Or  do you want to hang  your head and die?
Do  you want to find alligator  cowboy  boots they just  put on sale?
Do  you want to flap  your wings and fly  away  from here?"
"princess,  do you really  want to flap  your wings and fly?
 Because you've  got time."
 He keeps telling me, "you've  got time."
 But i don't believe him
"you've  got time."
 I keep on pushing harder
I  keep on pushing farther  away
 But he keeps telling me, "baby",
 He says, "baby,  yeah
Do  you want to be a polyester  bride?
Or  do you want to hang  your head and die?
Do  you want to find alligator  cowboy  boots they just  put on sale?
Do  you want to flap  your wings and fly  away  from here?"
"do  you want to be a polyester  bride?"
 Away  from here
"do  you want to be a polyester  bride?"
 Away  from here
"do  you want to be a polyester  bride?"
 "princess, do you really  want to flap  your wings and fly  away  from here?"

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Readable chord sheet for Polyester Bride by Phair Liz

[C] [G] [C] [G] [F] Gx2 (intro)

[D]I was t[A]alking, n[G]ot two days a[A]go
[D]To a certain ba[A]rtender i'm l[G]ucky to k[A]now
[D]And i asked he[A]nry, my barten[G]ding frien[A]d
[D]If i should bo[A]ther dating unf[G]amous me[A]n

And henry said,
[C]"you're lu[G]cky to even k[A]now me,
[C]You're luc[G]ky to be ali[A]ve.
[C]You're l[G]ucky to be drin[A]king here for free,
'cause i'm a suc[C]ker for your l[G]ucky, pretty e[A]yes."

And then he said,
[C]"do you wanna be a po[G]lyester b[F]ride?             [G]
[C]Or do you want to ha[G]ng your head and d[F]ie?       [G]
[C]Do you want to find a[G]lligator co[F]wboy boots they j[G]ust put on sale?
[C]Do you want to f[G]lap your wings and f[F]ly a[G]way from h[C]ere?"     [D]

[D]And i was si[A]tting, n[G]ot two days a[A]go
[D]Feeling lonely, 'cause i'm [G]just feeling l[A]ow
[D]And i asked [A]henry, my bart[G]ending fri[A]end
[D]Why it i[A]s that there are tho[G]se kind of m[A]en

And henry said,
[C]"you're luc[G]ky to even kno[A]w me,
[C]You're luc[G]ky to be ali[A]ve.
[C]You're luck[G]y to be dri[A]nking here for free,
[C]'cause i'm a s[G]ucker for your lu[A]cky, pretty eyes."

And then he said,
[C]"do you wanna be a po[G]lyester br[F]ide?     [G]
[C]Or do you want to ha[G]ng your head and d[F]ie?       [G]
[C]Do you want to find all[G]igator cowb[F]oy boots they ju[G]st put on sale?
[C]Do you want to fl[C]ap your wings and f[F]ly awa[G]y from h[C]ere?"

[F]"princess, do you re[C]ally want to f[G]lap your wings and fl[F]y?
Because y[F]ou'[C]ve got ti[G]me."
He keeps telling me, "yo[F]u'v[C]e got tim[G]e."

But i don't believe him
[F]"you'v[C]e got ti[G]me."

I keep on pushing ha[F]rder
[G]I keep on pushing fa[F]rther aw[C]ay
But he keeps telling me, "ba[F]by",
He says, "b[G]aby, yeah

[C]Do you want to be a po[G]lyester b[F]ride?     [G]
[C]Or do you want to h[G]ang your head and d[F]ie?  [G]
[C]Do you want to find a[G]lligator cow[F]boy boots they ju[G]st put on sale?
[C]Do you want to f[G]lap your wings and f[F]ly awa[G]y from h[C]ere?"

[C]"do you want to be a p[G]olyester b[F]ride?"
Away[G] from her[C]e
[C]"do you want to be a p[G]olyester br[F]ide?"
Away[G] from he[C]re
[C]"do you want to be a poly[G]ester br[F]ide?"
"princess, do you rea[C]lly want to f[G]lap your wings and f[F]ly a[G]way from h[C]ere?"

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