Sideways

[D]Do you want me [D]to
s[A]hove this penc[A]il
u[E]p your a hol[E]e
sid[A]eway[A]s.
You know[D] the last [D]guy
who had thi[A]s done to h[A]im
en[E]ded up i[E]n
[A] [A]
[E]
Wel[D]l he started[D]
s[A]ayin[A]g
So[E]mething li[E]ke
za[A]ng.   [A]
Z[D]ang za[D]ng
za[A]ngady zan[A]g
zan[E]gady zan[E]g
z[A]ang[A].
W[D]ang wan[D]g
w[A]angady wan[A]g
wang[E]ady wan[E]g
[A]wang.[A]

                 Chorus 1

[D]           [A]          [E]          [A]

[D]           [A]          [E]          [A]

 2nd Verse

T[D]he only way[D]
T[A]o prevent his [A]
i[E]s to just [E]
[A]shut up.[A]
I c[D]an tell that[D]
it [A]will be hard for you[A]
but [E]just remember [E]
one [A]thing.[A]
Do [D]you really wan[D]t
   [A]    [A]
[A] pencil
up y[E]our a hole [E]
sid[A]eways.[A]

                 Chorus 2

[D]           [A]          [E]          [A]

  [D]           [A]          [E]          [A]