Joanie The Jehovahs Withness Stripper
Paul ThornVersion1
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She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses
She tells her mama, shes cleanin houses
She goes out witnessing, doin the Lords work all week
But on the weekends, shes makin ends meet
Joanie
the Jehovahs witness stripper
Put a dollar in her G-string
and shell deliver
If her daddy only knew, hed probably kill her
Joanie
the Jehovahs witness stripper
One night down at the club, her daddy walked in
He didnt recognize, his daughter dancin
She wore a blonde wig, he had sun-glasses
When she got naked, he started clappin
(Repeat)
If you ask her why she does it, she looks at it this way
She says Im countin all my blessings, every night when I get paid
She once lived in poverty, now everythings alright
The Lord showed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night
(Repeat)
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Readable chord sheet for Joanie The Jehovahs Withness Stripper by Paul Thorn
[Em]She drives a new car, wears expensive blouses She tells her m[A5]ama, shes cleanin ho[Em]uses [Em]She goes out witnessing, doin the Lords work a[A5]ll week But on the wee[Em]kends, shes makin ends [F#m]meet [Em]Joanie [A5] [Em] the Jehovahs witness stripper Put a do[A5]llar in her G-string and sh[Em]ell deliver If her d[Em]addy only k[A5]new, hed pro[Em]bably k[A5]ill her [Em]Joanie the Je[F#m]hovahs witness str[Em]ipper [Em]One night down at the club, her daddy walked in He didnt rec[A5]ognize, his daughter da[Em]ncin [Em]She wore a blonde wig, he had sun-gl[A5]asses When she got n[Em]aked, he started cl[F#m]appin (Repeat) If you a[A5]sk her why she does it, she l[Em]ooks at it this way She says Im co[A5]untin all my blessings, every n[Em]ight when I get paid [A5]She once lived in poverty, now ever[Em]ythings alright The Lord sh[F#m]owed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night (Repeat)