Fifty Ways To Leave

[Em/G]            [D6]               [Cm7]                [B7-9]   [B7]
"The problem is all inside your head," she said to me

[Em]              D
"the answer is easy if you take it logic'lly.

[Em]          [D6]                 [Cm7]             [B7-9]
I'm here to help you if you're struggling to be free;

there m[B7]ust be [Em]fifty [Am7]ways to leave your [Em]lover."

[Em/G]            [D6]            [Cm7]         [B7-9]   [B7]
She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude;

[Em]        D
I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued.

     [Em]           [D6]          [Cm7]           [B7-9]
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude;

there m[B7]ust be [Em]fifty [Am7]ways to leave your [Em]lover."

[Em]fifty [Am7]ways to leave your [Em]lover."

Just slip out the [G]back, Jack.

Make a new [Bb6]plan, Stan;

You don't need to be [C7]coy, Roy,

just get yourself [G]free.    (on repeat:  Just listen to me)

Hop on the [G]bus, Gus;

You don't need to dis[Bb6]cuss much;

Just drop off the [C7]key, Lee.

and get yourself f[G]ree.

REPEAT CHORUS

Second verse:

She said, "It grieves me now to see you in such pain; I
wish there was somethin' I could do to make you smile again."
I said, "I appreciate that, and could you please explain about the
fifty ways?"

She said, "Why don't we both just sleep on it tonight;
I'm sure in the morning you'll begin to see the light."
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right; there must be
fifty ways to leave your lover,
fifty ways to leave your lover."

REPEAT CHORUS twice.

Chords: (by request)

[B7-9]    x24222
GM9+5   320203  <-- I don't have a guitar around right now, is this possible?
[B]+      xx1004

Hope these help, and I hope they're right!  Some of them are just plain
bizarre, so your guess is probably as good as mine.  Happy fingering!