Nugget Man
Paul And StormVersion1
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Robert C. Baker, died on a monday.
We all know his work although few know his name.
A Cornell professor, who taught poultry science,
Forever enshrined in the poultry hall of fame.
84 years worth of food innovations,
Chicken dogs, turkey dogs, and turkey ham,
Above them all stood Baker's greatest creation,
For Baker begat chicken nuggets for man.
Oh, nugget man, oh nugget man,
Heading on down to the old promised land,
Happy the meals all have been since the day,
That the nugget man came our wa-ay.
Robert C. Baker, way back in the fifties,
Changed the way children and college kids eat,
When he invented a way to get breading,
To adhere much better to raw chicken meat.
His new method led fast food chains in the eighties,
To develop and market a new bite-sized snack food,
Made from mechanically recovered meat and anti-foaming products,
Reconstituted meat slurry and chicken skin for its binding properties.
Oh, nugget man, oh nugget man,
Heading on down to the old promised land,
Guts beaks and feet now don't get thrown away,
Since the nugget man came our wa-ay.
The king of the burgers and popeye are mourning.
The colonel has arranged a 21 gun salute.
The churches are silent, but for poor Wendy's weeping,
And Ronald has hung up his big red shiny shoes.
Robert C. Baker's last will was specific,
That his bones be removed and he be ground up real fine,
And to place his remains into small cardboard coffins ,
And bury the pieces six at a time.
Oh, nugget man, oh nugget man,
Heading on down to the old promised land,
Dipped into his honey-mustard filled grave,
That the nugget man came our wa-ay.
Nugget man...
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Readable chord sheet for Nugget Man by Paul And Storm
[D]Robert C. Baker, [G]died on a [D]monday. [D]We all know his work although [G]few know his [A]name. [D]A Cornell professor, who[G] taught poultry [D]science, [D]Forever en[G]shrined in the [A]poultry hall of [D]fame. [F#]84 years worth of [Bm]food innovations, [E]Chicken dogs, [E7]turkey dogs, [A]and turkey [A7]ham, [D]Above them all stood Baker's [G]greatest [D]creation, [D]For Baker be[G]gat chicken [A]nuggets for [D]man. [D]Oh, nugget man, [G]oh nugget [D]man, [D]Heading on down to the o[G]ld promised [A]land, [Bm]Happy the [Bm]mea[Bb]ls all have [Bm/A]been since the [E]day, That the [G]nugget man [A]came our [Dsus4]wa-ay.[D] [D]Robert C. Baker, way [G]back in the [D]fifties, [D]Changed the way children and c[G]ollege kids e[A]at, [D]When he invented a [G]way to get [D]breading, To [D]adhere much [G]better to [A]raw chicken [D]meat. His [F#]new method led fast food [Bm]chains in the eighties, To de[E]velop and [E7]market a new b[A]ite-sized snack [A7]food, [D]Made from mechanically recovered [G]meat and anti-foaming [D]products, [D]Reconstituted meat [G]slurry and chicken [A]skin for its binding [D]properties. [D]Oh, nugget man, [G]oh nugget [D]man, [D]Heading on down to the o[G]ld promised [A]land, [Bm]Guts beaks and [Bm]fee[Bb]t now don't [Bm/A]get thrown [E]away, Since the [G]nugget man [A]came our [Dsus4]wa-ay.[D] The [D]king of the burgers and [G]popeye are [D]mourning. The [D]colonel has arranged a 2[G]1 gun sal[A]ute. The [D]churches are silent, but for [G]poor Wendy's [D]weeping, And [D]Ronald has hung [G]up his big [A]red shiny [D]shoes. [F#]Robert C. Baker's last w[Bm]ill was specific, That his [E]bones be rem[E7]oved and he be [A]ground up real [A7]fine, And to p[D]lace his remains into [G]small cardboard [D]coffins , And [D]bury the [G]pieces [A]six at a [D]time. [D]Oh, nugget man, [G]oh nugget [D]man, [D]Heading on down to the o[G]ld promised [A]land, [Bm]Dipped int[Bm]o h[Bb]is honey-mus[Bm/A]tard filled gra[E]ve, That the [G]nugget man [A]came our [Dsus4]wa-ay.[D] [D]Nugget man...