Fathers Last Word
Pat DaileyVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
e|--0----1----1----3----0----0--|
B|--1----1----3----0----1----1--|
G|--0----2----2----0----3----2--| Chords with an exclamation point ex. C!
D|--2----3----0----0----2----2--| indicate that the chord is only strummed
A|--3----3----X----2----3----0--| once and rings out.
E|--0----1----X----3----X----X--|
(Intro)
(Verse 1)
Sit down my sons, Ive something to say
What my father told me on his dying day
And now to my own sons, I pass this along
For my time is at hand, and soon Ill be gone
Ive tried to teach you whats right and whats wrong
Be upright, be honest, be brave and be strong
Be kind and be true to the good friends youve made
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
Do the Young ones, the old ones,
The hot ones, the cold ones
The scags, the hags, the free and the paid
Do the rich ones the poor ones
The drunk on the floor ones
If theyre ugly son pull down the shade
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
(Verse 2)
Oh boys now I lay here my body all broke
I pray youll be heedin these last words I spoke
As I meet my maker I clearly now see
Why all of your mothers are so pissed off at me
So, do the big ones, the small ones
The short ones, the tall ones
The street walking hooker, the cooker of pain
Do the flat chested screamer
The big breasted big beamers
Never mind if shes fertile or spayed
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
Do the sleazy, the easy
The smelly, the greasy
The smutty, the slutty, the chubby ones too
Do the classic two bagger
The two legged tail wager
And boys youll know when youre through
When youve found one you love who loves who loves you
But until you do
Do the black ones the white ones
The loose ones the tight ones
The freaks do the geeks, the uniques and all the antiques
Do the nasty and the mean, the obese the obscene
But never turn down a chance
Always go for romance
Never turn down a chance
Always go for the pants
And never turn down a chance to get laid!
(Outro)
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Readable chord sheet for Fathers Last Word by Pat Dailey
[C] [F] [Dm] [G] [C7] [Am] e|--0----1----1----3----0----0--| B|--1----1----3----0----1----1--| G|--0----2----2----0----3----2--| Chords with an exclamation point ex. C! D|--2----3----0----0----2----2--| indicate that the chord is only strummed A|--3----3----X----2----3----0--| once and rings out. E|--0----1----X----3----X----X--| (Intro) [F] [F] [C] [Am] [Dm] [G] [C] [G] (Verse 1) [C]Sit down my sons, [F]Ive something to [Dm]say [G]What my father told me on his dying [C]day [C]And now to my own sons, I [F]pass this a[Dm]long For my [G]time is at hand, and soon Ill be [C]gone [F] [C] [G] [C]Ive tried to teach you whats [F]right and whats [Dm]wrong Be [G]upright, be honest, be brave and be [C]strong Be [C]kind and be true to the [F]good friends youve [Dm]made And never [G]turn down a chance to get [C]laid! [C7] Do the [F]Young ones, the old ones, The [C]hot ones, the cold ones The [G]scags, the hags, the [C]free and the paid Do the [F]rich ones the poor ones The [C]drunk on the [Am]floor ones If theyre [Dm]ugly son pull down the [G]shade And never [F]turn down a [G]chance to get [C]laid! [F] [F] [C] [Am] [Dm] [G] [C] [C] [G] [F] [C] [G] (Verse 2) Oh [C]boys now I lay here my [F]body all [Dm]broke I [G]pray youll be heedin these last words I [C]spoke As [C]I meet my maker I [F]clearly now [Dm]see Why [G]all of your mothers are so pissed off at [C]me [C7] So, do the [F]big ones, the small ones The [C]short ones, the tall ones The [G]street walking hooker, the [C]cooker of pain Do the [F]flat chested screamer The big [C]breasted big [Am]beamers Never [Dm]mind if shes fertile or [G]spayed And never [F]turn down a [G]chance to get [C]laid! [C7] Do the [F]sleazy, the easy The [C]smelly, the greasy The [G]smutty, the slutty, the [C]chubby ones too Do the [F]classic two bagger The two [C]legged tail [Am]wager And [Dm]boys youll know when youre [G]through [G] When youve [F]found one you [G]love who loves who loves [C]you But until you [C7]do Do the [F]black ones the white ones The [C]loose ones the tight ones The [G]freaks do the geeks, the u[C]niques and all the antiques Do the [F]nasty and the mean, the o[C]bese the ob[Am]scene But never [Dm]turn down a [G]chance Always [C]go for ro[Am]mance Never [Dm]turn down a [G]chance Always [C]go for the [Am]pants And never [F]turn down a [G]chance to get [C]laid! (Outro) [F] [F] [C] [Am] [Dm] [G] [C] [G][C]