Zeek The Geek

There wa[F]s a Zeeky, from 107.3
He chase[E]d me up a tree
In Globa[C]l History
He had t[D]o pee
       [G]Yaaaaaaaa[G]aaaaaaaa[G]aaaaa!!!

(Heavy Distortion)
(Chorous)
[Cb5]Jon, Jon, Jennie[Eb5] aint' w[Ab5]ant yo pants on!

What!?!?   Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Don't be a fool at school, Ho!

"Jonathan, What the hell are you dooooooooing?!
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His friend is Tarantula, and Yosmelli!
Fat Man at his school has a big beer belly!
They shmush his peanut butter and jelly!
Then they replace it with rotten old deli!

(Chorous)

See Ya, Ho!
Wouldn't wanna be Ya! Ho, Ho!
My name ain't Joe!
My name is Jon an' I ain't got underwear on!

(Fade Out)