Dental Care
Owl CityVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
I brush my teeth
And look in the mirror
And laugh out loud
As I'm beaming from ear to ear
I'd rather pick flowers
Instead of fights
And rather than flaunt my style
I'd flash you a smile
Of clean pearly whites
I've been to the dentist
A thousand times, so I know the drill
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
But somehow I still get the chills
Have a seat
He says pleasantly
As he shakes my hand
And practically laughs at me
Open up nice and wide
He says, peering in
And with a smirk he says,
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit"
As he tries not to grin
When hygienists leave on long vacations
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience
Talking only brings the toothaches on me
Cause I say the stupidest things
So if my resolve goes south
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin
And shut my mouth
Golf and alcohol don't mix
And that's why I don't drink and drive
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye
(Interlude)
play (x2)
I've been to the dentist
A thousand times, so I know the drill
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair
But somehow I still get the chills
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Readable chord sheet for Dental Care by Owl City
[D] [Em] [C] [G] I [C]brush my [G]teeth And look in the [D]mirror And [C]laugh out [G]loud As I'm beaming from [D]ear to ear I'd rather pick [C]flowers [G] Instead of [D]fights And rather than f[C]launt my style I'd [G]flash you a smile [D]Of clean pearly whites [Em]I've been to the d[C]entist A thousand [G]times, so I know the [Am]drill I [C]smooth my hair, sit ba[Am]ck in the chair But [G]somehow I still get the c[D]hills [C]Have a [G]seat He says pleasant[D]ly As he [C]shakes my hand [G] And practically [D]laughs at me Open up nice and [C]wide [G] He says, peering [D]in And with a smirk he says, [C]"Don't have a fit, this'll [G]just pinch a bit" As he tries not to [D]grin [C]When hy[G]gienists[C] leave on[G] long v[D]acations [C]That's when [G]dentists [C]scream and [G]lose their [D]patience [G]Talking only brings[C] the toothaches on[D] me Cause I say the st[C]upidest th[G]ings [G]So if my resolve goes [C]south I'll swallow my [D]pride with an a[C]spirin And [G]shut my [D]mouth [C]Golf and alcoho[Em]l don't mix And that's[D] why I don't drink and [G]drive [C]Because, good grief, I'd knock out my [Em]teeth And hafta k[G]iss my smile good[D]bye (Interlude) play [D] [Em] [C] [G] (x2) [Em]I've been to the d[C]entist A thousand [G]times, so I know the [Am]drill I [C]smooth my hair, sit ba[Am]ck in the chair But [G]somehow I still get the c[D]hills [D] [Em] [C] [G]