Peanut Butter

[G]I like peanut bu[C]tter and j[D]elly

[G]I like it b[C]est when you sm[D]ear it on my belly

[G]I like it w[C]hen my g[D]irl licks it off [G]my nuts[C]    [D]

And pukes it up [Em]on my chest

Oh, its the b[C]est when she licks it off my c[D]hest

Then she sm[C]ears it up my ass  [D]

Oh, I lo[G]ve it when she sm[C]ears it up[D] my big, red hairy [Em]ass

Someti[C]mes I catch her in the r[D]ear

Other times I catch her and I l[G]ick her [C]in the e[D]ar

But m[G]ost of a[C]ll I li[D]ke it when she l[G]icks that [C]PB and [D]J off my [Em]nuts

And she pukes it up [C]on my chest  [D]

Oh, its the b[C]est when she pukes it on my ch[D]est

And licks it off n[G]ice  [C]     [D]        [G]          [C]            [D]

Someti[G]mes when [C]my friend Je[D]remy

Comes o[G]ver we do[C]uble team h[D]er

And th[G]en we h[C]op in the be[D]emer

G[G]et in the b[C]ack and sl[D]am her all night l[Em]ong

With my ten inch sch[C]long  [D]      [C]          [D]

You heard me right folks thats my ten inch schlong

Now, I[G]'m not g[C]ay but I li[D]ke to get it on with m[G]en  [C]     [D]

But I a[G]lso like to g[C]et it [D]on

With female chi[Em]ckens

Even tho[C]ugh they have no s[D]kin

They h[C]ave pretty feat[D]hers

And some[C]times I l[D]ike to tickle their l[G]ittle, b[C]itty bu[D]sh

[G]So, that's the e[C]nd [D]of my s[G]ong   [C]      [D]

But I wo[G]uld like to reitera[D]te the f[C]act that I h[G]ave a big [C]10 i[D]nch s[G]chlong  [D]     [G]