Billy

[Cadd9]  030010   [D]      X00232   [D/G]    3X0230
D/F
[A]      002220   [Bm]     224432   [Bm/A]   X20232

[Cadd9]  [D]  [D/G]  [D/F#]  [Cadd9]

[D]Billy is a [Emin7]new man he [G]does the best he [A]can

to figure [D]out what it's a[Emin7]bout and what the [G]hell he's meant to [A]be.

He does the [D]right thing when ex[Emin7]pected nuff res[G]pect  once in a [A]while

he likes a [D]smoke and a [Emin7]joke just as [G]long as it's [A]P.C.

And he [Bm]thinks that he [Bm/A]cries at the [E/G#]Movies

'Cos he's in [A]touch with his feminine [Dsus4]side  [F#]

[G]Sally wants a [D]proud man

[G]Sally wants a [D]proud [A]man

[Em]Sally wants a [D/F#]proud m[G]an

But she's [A]taken all his [G]pride

[D]Billy is a [Emin7]new man at [G]least when she's [A]around

a model [D]father or if [Emin7]needed he'll be [G]mother for the [A]day

He watches "[D]Men Behaving [Emin7]Badly" though he'll [G]gladly switch it [A]off

if she's of[D]fended he'll pre[Emin7]tend it wasn't [G]funny any [A]way

He's got [Bm]one face he [Bm/A]keeps for his [E/G#]woman

And [A]one for when he's out with the [Dsus4]guys  [F#]

[G]Sally wants a [D]true man

[G]Sally wants a [D]true [A]man

[Em]Sally wants a [D/F#]true ma[G]n

But he’s [A]living out a [G]lie

[Cadd9]Better [G]go and find an [D]analyst or [Amin7]someth[G/B]ing

[Cadd9]time for [G]sorting out his [D]head [Dsus4]

[Dm7]Bett[A]er [Am7]go and find a [G/B]book to read a[F]bout it

[F]just like his[Am7] daddy neve[G/B]r did

Instr:  D, Emin7, G, A  X 4

And he [Bm]reads Marie [Bm/A]Claire at the [E/G#]Doctors just

in [A]case there is something he should [Dsus4]know  [F#]

[G]Sally wants a [D]free man

[G]Sally wants a [D]free [A]man

[Em]Sally wants a [D/F#]free man[G]

But she'll [A]never let him [G]go

[D]Billy is con[Emin7]fused he feels a[G]busive and abused[A]

he's got [D]one hand on an [Emin7]olive branch the [G]other on his [A]crotch

He drives a [D]sensible cou[Emin7]pe he thinks O[G]asis are O[A]K

he drinks non [D]alcoholic [Emin7]lager though he'd [G]rather have a s[A]cotch

And he [Bm]tries very [Bm/A]hard to be [E/G#]happy but there

are a [A]few little things in the [Dsus4]way   [F#]

[G]Billy wants a [D]good girl and a [Bm]bad girl and a [Dmaj7]blonde girl and a

[G]brunette or a [D]Bond girl and a [Bm]house maid and a [Dmaj7]teas maid and a

[G]French maid yes a [D]sex aid and a [Bm]Goddess and a [Dmaj7]confidante a

[G]wet nurse and an [D]agony aunt a [Bm]lover mother [Dmaj7]baby sitter a

[G]young girl with a [D]pretty face and [Bm]smart but not too [Dmaj7]smart to love an

[G]arsehole yeah an [D]arsehole Billy [Bm]wants to be an [Dmaj7]arsehole singin'

[G]Billy wants it [D]all now

[G]Billy wants it [D]all [A]now

[Em]Billy wants it [D/F#]all n[G]ow
But he's [A]too ashamed to [G]say

[G]Sally wants a [D]Superman

[G]Sally wants a [D]Super[A]man

[Em]Sally wants a [D/F#]Superm[G]an

But she [A]hasn't got a [G]chance