Universal Buyout

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[C#min]I was shakin in my [D#]shoes
the [G#]day I heard the [C#min]news
said the [E]deal has been [F#]done
    c
the moon just bought out the sun
I'd heard of the [D#]deal
    [G#]                   c
but never thought it was real
said if the [E]sun don't [F#]shine
             c
if you wanna live there ain't no use in tryin
Now the preachers were a [D#]prayin
        [G#]               c
and the old farmers kept sayin
if tom[E]orrow the sun don't [F#]rise
    c
I'm afraid I won't open my eyes
so the people gathered [D#]round
    [G#]            c
and nobody made a sound
said if the [E]rooster refuses to [F#]crow
    c
the fields will cease to grow
there eyes stared to the [D#]sky
    [G#]          c
and noone could cry
said there [E]is no more [F#]doubt
                   c
as they watched the sun slowly burn out
now the drunkards loosened a [D#]buckle
        [G#]                c
and the wise men began to chuckle
said if the [E]sun don't come back [F#]soon
      c
we'll never see the moon
now the moon realized his m[D#]istake
         [G#]         c
and grew red in the face
said my [E]lesson has been [F#]learned
               c
when you don't think you're bound to get burned