Next Contestant
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I judge by what she's wearing
Just how many heads I'm tearing
Off of assholes coming on to her
Each night seems like it's getting worse
And I wish she'd take the night off
So I don't have to fight off
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works
They'll go and ask the DJ
Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work
They think they'll get inside her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant
I even fear the ladies
They're cool but twice as crazy
Just as bad for coming on to her
Don't they know it's never going to work
Each time she bats an eyelash
Somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming on to her
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant
I'm hating what she's wearing
Everybody here keeps staring
Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
This time somebody's getting hurt
Here comes the next contestant
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
I wish you'd do it again
I'll watch you leave here limping
There goes the next contestant
I wish you'd do it again
Each night seems like it's getting worse
I wish you'd do it again
This time somebody's getting hurt
There goes the next contestant
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Readable chord sheet for Next Contestant by Nickelback
[Dm] [Dm]I judge by [Am]what she's wearing [C]Just how many [G]heads I'm tearing [Dm]Off of assholes [Am]coming on to her [C]Each night seems [G]like it's getting worse [Dm]And I wish she'd [Am]take the night off [C]So I don't [G]have to fight off [Dm]Every asshole [Am]coming on to her [C]It happens [G]every night she works [Dm]They'll go and [Am]ask the DJ [C]Find out just [G]what would she say [Dm]If they all tried [Am]coming on to her [C]Don't they know it's [G]never going to work [Dm]They think they'll [Am]get inside her [C]With every drink [G]they buy her [Dm]As they all try [Am]coming on to her [C]This time some[G]body's getting hurt [C]Here comes the [Am]next contestant [Dm]Is that [Am]your hand [C]on my [G]girlfriend? [Dm]Is that [Am]your hand?[C] [G] [Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again [C]I'll watch you [G]leave here limping [Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again [C]I'll watch you [G]leave here limping [C]There goes the [Am]next contestant [Dm] [Dm]I even [Am]fear the ladies [C]They're cool but [G]twice as crazy [Dm]Just as bad for [Am]coming on to her [C]Don't they know it's [G]never going to work [Dm]Each time she [Am]bats an eyelash [C]Somebody's [G]grabbing her ass [Dm]Everyone keeps [Am]coming on to her [C]This time some[G]body's getting hurt [C]Here comes the [Am]next contestant [Dm]Is that [Am]your hand [C]on my [G]girlfriend? [Dm]Is that [Am]your hand?[C] [G] [Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again [C]I'll watch you [G]leave here limping [Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again [C]I'll watch you [G]leave here limping [C]There goes the [Am]next contestant [Dm] [Dm]I'm hating [Am]what she's wearing [C]Everybody [G]here keeps staring [Dm]Can't wait 'til they [Am]get what they deserve [C]This time some[G]body's getting hurt [C]Here comes the [Am]next contestant [Dm]Is that [Am]your hand [C]on my [G]girlfriend? [Dm]Is that [Am]your hand?[C] [G] [Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again [C]I'll watch you [G]leave here limping [Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again [C]I'll watch you [G]leave here limping [C]There goes the [Am]next contestant [Dm] [Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again [C]Each night seems [G]like it's getting worse [Dm]I wish you'd [Am]do it again [C]This time some[G]body's getting hurt [C]There goes the [Am]next contestant [Dm]