Introducing Me

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[G]I, I'm good at wasting t[D]ime
I think lyrics need to r[Em]hyme
And you're not asking
But I'm tr[C]ying to grow a moustache
I eat c[G]heese, but only on pizza, p[D]lease
And sometimes on a h[Em]omemade quesadilla
Ot[C]herwise it smells like feet to me

[Am]And I, I really like it when the m[Bm]oon looks like a toenail
And I l[A]ove you when you say my n[C]a-a-a-a-a[D]me

[G]If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you this
The [D]part of me that'll show if you're close
Gonna let you see
[Em]everything
But [C]remember that you asked for it
I'll[G] try to do my best to impress
But it's easier
to l[D]et you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
what[Em] lives in my brain
My h[C]eart, will you ask for it,
for [Am]your perusing?
At t[Bm]imes confusing,
[C]slightly amusing
[D]Introducing me

[G]Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
[D]Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
[Em]La la la la
[C]La la la la la la la la,  [G]da

(speed up the song a lot)
I [G]never trust a dog to watch my f[D]ood
And I like to use to the word "[Em]dude"
As a noun, or an ad[C]verb, or an adjective
And I've n[G]ever really been into c[D]ars
I like really cool gu[Em]itars and superheroes
And ch[C]ecks with lots of zeros on 'em
I [Am]love the sound of vi[Bm]olins
And m[A]aking someone sm[C]i-i-i-i-i[D]le

[G]If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you this
The [D]part of me that'll show if you're close
Gonna let you see
[Em]everything
But [C]remember that you asked for it
I'll[G] try to do my best to impress
But it's easier
to l[D]et you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
what[Em] lives in my brain
My h[C]eart, will you ask for it,
for [Am]your perusing?
At t[Bm]imes confusing,
[C]slightly amusing
[D]Introducing me

[Em]Well, you probably know more than you [C]ever wanted to
So be c[A]areful when you ask next [C]ti-i-i-i-i[D]me

[G]If you wanna know here it goes gonna tell you this
The [D]part of me that'll show if you're close
Gonna let you see
[Em]everything
But [C]remember that you asked for it
I'll[G] try to do my best to impress
But it's easier
to l[D]et you take a guess at the rest
But you wanna hear
what[Em] lives in my brain
My h[C]eart, will you ask for it,
for [Am]your perusing?
At t[Bm]imes confusing,
[C]slightly amusing
[D]Introducing me

[G]Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
[D]Doo doo, doo doo doo doo to
[Em]Do do do doo
[C]In[Em]tro[D]duc[Am]ing [G]me