My Right Hand

[C] - play [C] once
[C]- palm mute [C]

[C]I'm in love with my right h[F]and
Ohh [C]yeah
[C]He is always there, when i need a 5 minute fri[F]end
Ohh [C]yeah        [G]

And i can speed myself u[Am]p
Slow myself dow[F]n
As long as there's n[C]o o[C]ne el[G]se [G]a-r[C]oun[C]d
It's just [Am]me and my adult DV[F]D

(power chords)

[Ab]And i can freeze the frame at [G]my favorite part
And[Ab] pretend the the actress [G]is here
I can[Ab] pretend that Mand[A#]y Mammarie[Ab]s is here[C] with me

Then repeat

The rest of the lyrics

I like to call myself up on the phone tell me how pretty I look today. Cause I know I'm
a sure thing.
I buy myself a dozen roses, open a bottle of wine, and turn the light down low, and then
I start to do my thing.

 And I can talk to myself in a deep sexy voice, or I can let out an animal noise (meow)
cause it's just me, I got my privacy.

And I can stop right before I explode, or let it go and wait 'til I reload, but either
way I'm gonna love me all night long.

 I catch myself in the mirror, I say god damn I like what I see, I can't have another
girlfriend, cause that would just be cheating on me...