Monday Zombie Blues

[G] [Dm]

[G]Well, I hang my head
[Dm]As I hobble around,[G]  [Dm]
[G]Snacking on brains
[Dm]In this lonley town[G], [Dm]
[G]'Cause I ate my family
[Dm]And I chewed my fri[G]en[Dm]ds...
[G]Yeah, I ain't gonna die,
But I'll [F]never[A] feel[G] alive again.

[G](Z[Dm]ombie ra[G]p,[F] l[A]et[G]'s go!)[G]  [Dm]          [G]            [F]              [A]                [G]                       [G]                         [Dm]                                 [G]                                   [F]                                     [A]                                       [G]
Life's tough, man,
It;s damn mean...
I can't use my Pantene
Pro-V on my hair
Or my hand cream,
Because my hands got gangrene.
I've got cramps in my limbs and phalanges.
Those are fingers you dumbdumb,
I'm angry!
'Cause my life is a walking nightmare,
I've got 99 problems and 14 are banshees!
Hamburger sized black moles,
My canker sores look like black holes,
My sack tends to dangle and shrivel and fall off,
My skin's like a singed pterodactyl's.
But... I've still got my baby;
She's got rabies.
I love her.
She's crazy.
My baby eats babies and ladies...
Who snack on fresh babies
Make great zombie ladies!

Repeat Chorus

Aww - break it down!

G Mute Mute Mute (4x)

[G]Yeah, I ain't gonna die,
But I'll nev[F]er feel [A]alive ag[G]ain. [Dm]
[G]Said, I ain't gonna die,
But I'll nev[F]er feel [A]alive ag[G]ain. [Dm](Woo-hoo),
[G]Aww, I ain't gonna die,
But I'll nev[F]er feel [A]alive ag[G]ain. [Dm]
[G]Yes, I ain't gonna die,
But I'll nev[F]er feel [A]alive ag[G]ain. [Dm]

Mmm... Babies...
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