Mother Of Pearl
Nellie MckayVersion1
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Feminists don't have a sense of humour.
Feminists just want to be alone. (boo hoo hoo)
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours.
They have a tumour on their funny bone. They say...
Child molestation isn't funny. (Ahahaha!)
Rape and degradation's just a crime. (Lighten up, ladies.)
Rampant prostitution, sex for money, (What's wrong with that?)
Can't these chicks do anything but whine?!
Dance break! :D
They say...
Cheap objectification isn't witty, IT'S HOT,
equal work and wages worth the fight.(Sing us a new one!)
On demand abortion, every city. (Okay, but NO GUN CONTROL.)
Won't these women ever get a life?
Feminists don't have a sense of humour. (Poor Hillary...)
Feminists and vegetarians. (Make mine a big mac!)
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumours.
They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham
That's why these feminists just need to find a man.
I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message. :)
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Readable chord sheet for Mother Of Pearl by Nellie Mckay
[G]Feminists don't h[Am]ave a s[D7]ense of [G]humour. [Am] [D7] [G]Feminists just wa[Am]nt to [D7]be al[G]one.[Eb] (boo ho[F]o hoo) [G]Feminists spread [Am]vicious [D7]lies and [G]rumours.[Em] They have a [Am]tumour on their [D7]funny[G] bon[Eb]e. They[F] say... [Bb]Child molestation isn't [Cm7]funny. (A[F]hahaha!) [Eb]Rape and degradation's just a c[F]rime. ([F#]Lighten up, l[F]adies.) [Bb]Rampant prostitution, sex for [Cm7]money, (What's [F7]wrong with that?) [Eb]Can't these chicks do [Bbm7]anything but [C]whine?! [F] Dance break! :D [G] [Am] [D7] [G] [G] [Am] [D7] [G] [G] [Am] [D7] [G] [Em] [Am] [D7] [G] [Eb]The[F]y say... [Bb]Cheap objectification isn't [Cm7]witty, IT'S H[F]OT, [Eb]equal work and wages worth the f[F]ight.(S[F#]ing us a n[F]ew one!) [Bb]On demand abortion, every [Cm7]city. (Okay, but [F]NO GUN CONTROL.) [Eb]Won't these women [Bbm7]ever get a li[C]fe? [G]Feminists don't h[Am]ave a s[D7]ense of [G]humour. [Am](Poo[D7]r Hillary...) [G]Feminists and [Am]vege[D7]tari[G]ans. ([Eb]Make mine a [F]big mac!) [G]Feminists spread [Am]vicious [D7]lies and [G]rumours.[Em] They're far too s[Am]ensitive to [D7]ever be a [Bm]ham [E7] That's why these f[Am]eminists just [D7]need to find a m[G]an. I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message. :)