The Man In The Santa Suit

[E]
[Esus4]
[A]
[B]
[D]

Notes:  It sounds like neil plucks the E string before strumming the E, then hits
the Esus on the upstroke.  I can't wait to

get the real tabs though cause there's a second guitar on this song that's doing
some cool picking which I could only figure

out a little bit of.

[E] [Esus4] [E] [Esus4] [E] [Esus4] [E] [Esus4]

At the [E]koc [Esus4]local 31[E]3
Theres a [A]fat man standing by the [B]soda machine
And he [A]knows, he knows, he [B]knows
Life can be [E]funny [Esus4]       [E]         [Esus4]               [E]                 [Esus4]                       [E]                         [Esus4]

He calls the [E]hair salon [Esus4]says put l[E]oretta on
Cause the [A]mall just called and said the [B]last guys gone
And I [A]know, I know, God [B]knows
We need the [E]money [Esus4]       [E]         [Esus4]               [E]                 [Esus4]                       [E]                         [Esus4]

And hes a [A]big red [E]cherry
But its [A]hard to be [E]merry
When the [A]kids are all [E]laughing
Saying [D]hey its Jerry Gar[A]cia
Aint he [B]cute?
The man in the santa su[E]it[Esus4]      [E]        [Esus4]              [E]                [Esus4]                      [E]                        [Esus4]

(Repeat chords for rest of song)

And all the moms in town they bring their brats around
But they cant sit still or keep their rootbeer down
Now its up, hey how bout that
It looks like a milkshake

Now Jimmys grown this year says mommy quick come here
Santas sweaty and he smells like beer
And he says, kid shut your mouth
You give me a headache

And hes jolly and hairy
But its hard to be merry
When the guys at the bar say he looks like a fairy, but hes doing it
Just for the loot
The man in the santa suit

At the koc local 313
Theres a fat man standing by the soda machine
And he knows, he knows, he knows
Life can be funny