Dead!

[G]And if your heart stops beating
[D]I'll be here wondering
Did you g[Em]et what you dese[C]rve?
The ending of your l[G]ife and if you get to heaven
[D]I'll be here waiting, babe
Did you g[Em]et what you deserve? [C]
The end, and if your[Am] life wont wait
Then your [C]heart can't [D]take this

H[G]ave you heard the news[D] that you're dead?
No[C] one ever had much nice to say
I think[D] they never liked you[D7] anyway
O[G]h take me from the ho[D]spital bed
Would[C]n't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned.
And wo[D]uldn't it be great
If [Dsus2]we were dea[G]d?
Ohh d[G]ead.

[G]Tongue-tied and oh so squeamish
[D]You never fell in love
Did y[Em]ou get what you deserv[C]e?

The ending of your [G]life
And if you get [G]to heaven
I'll [D]be here waiting, babe
Did y[Em]ou get what you des[C]erve?
The end, and if your life[Am] won't wait
Then your[C] heart can't [D]take this

H[G]ave you heard the [D]news that you're dead?
No[C] one ever had much nice to say
I think[D] they never like[D7]d you anyway
O[G]h take me from the ho[D]spital bed
Would[C]n't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?
And wouldn[D]'t it be great
If [Dsus2]we were dead?

A[Am]nd in my honest observ[C]ation
During this op[Am]eration
Found a complicat[C]ion [G]in your heart[D]
So long, 'cause n[Am]ow you've go[C]t (now you[G]'ve got)  [D]
Maybe just[Em] 2 weeks to live
Is that the mo[Em]st the both of you can give[D]?

Adlib: [G]  [D]  [Em]  [C]

One, two, one two three four!

[G]LA LA LA LA LA!
[D]LA LA LA LA LA LA!
L[C]A LA LA LA LA L[D]A LA!
Well come on,
L[G]A LA LA LA LA!
L[D]A LA LA LA LA LA!
LA [C]LA LA LA LA LA [D]LA!
Oh motherfucker,
If li[G]fe ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Th[D]en why are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA LA LA!)
If li[C]fe ain't just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why a[D]re we laughing?
If life ain't[G] just a joke (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why[D] are we laughing? (LA LA LA LA[C] LA LA!)
If life ain't just a jok[D]e (LA LA LA LA LA!)
Then why am I dead[G]?
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