Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend

[D]

[D]I still haven't found a girlfriend
[G]though I've tried a[A] lot
[D]So can you help me please
[G]it's tougher than I[A] thought

[G]The odds are pretty[A] good but
the [D]goods are pretty [G]odd
still at this point I'd take anything you've got.                                         [A]

[D]You see this all the time
nice [G]girls in love with j[A]erks
[D]What could they be thinking
[G]Tell me how it [A]works

[G]If I've got some [A]problems well I
[D]wouldn't be [G]the first
but the ones I have in mind are even worse                              [A]

[G]Ev[A]en [D]Hilter had a [G]girlfriend
[D]Who he could always[A] call
[D]Who'd always be there for him
[G]In spite of all his [A]faults
[D]He was the worst guy ever                [A]
[D]reviled and [G]despised
Even Hilter had a [D]girlfriend so why can't[A] I
Why can't I?               [G]

[D]Life is full of contradictions
[G]Hard to [A]understand
[D]And for every happy woman
[G]There's a lonely[A] man

[G]Nixon had his puppy             [A]
Charles Mans[D]on had his clan        [G]
But god forbid that I get a girlfriend                              [A]

[G]Ev[A]en [D]Hilter had a [G]girlfriend
[D]Who he could call his own[A]
to sweet[D]en days of bitterness
[G]and feeling all alone           [A]
[D]I'm not as bad as Hilter but it   [A]
[D]doesn't mean a thing since [G]
they'd rather be with Hitler more[D] than me                 [A]
I don't see why [G]they'd rather be with      [D]
[A]Hitler more than me                     [G]                       [D]