Houseguest

[E]Mailman came while you were out
[C#m]I was sleeping [D]at your house
[E]Letter from your lover with an O[C#m]ttawa address [D]

[E]Filled the shower up with steam
[C#m]Find out what you [D]mean to him
[E]Before I hand it over
I'll push the f[C#m]lap back down and press [A]
Yes, I[B]'ll leave [C]everything the way I [F#]found it  [A]

I'll bet I'm the b[E]est [A]houseg[E]uest
[A]Houseg[E]uest you e[A]ver [E]had
I'll bet I'm the b[E]est [A]houseg[E]uest
[A]Houseg[E]uest you e[A]ver [E]had [Abm]
[A]I never leave my socks around
[Abm]I always keep the [A]TV down
               [F#m] x2          [F] x2  [E]    [C#m]  [A] [A]
And when I leave, I never leave a mess

We were resting on the couch
There was nothing much to watch
Other than my manners
And your waning graciousness
I eased your thumb off the remote
Placed my palms against your throats
The heat in here's infernal
And so's that entry in your journal
Yeah, it changed everything the day I found it

I bet I'm the best houseguest
Houseguest you ever had
I'll bet I'm the b[E]est [A]houseg[E]uest
[A]Houseg[E]uest you e[A]ver [E]had [Abm]
I've [F#m]done things in [E]your [B]room
You'd be ashamed to [C#m7]accuse me of
It's just a t[F#m]endency [E]I [B]have when certain people
[G]Refuse me [C]love
[G]Refuse me [C]love
[G]Refuse me [C]love
[G]You refuse
[F#]I accuse

[E]  [A] [E] [A]

[E]   [Abm]
Yes, and [B]I leave [C]everything the way I f[F#]ound it  [A]    [A]