Golden Boy

[D]you must try to lead a g[Em7]ood life
you must d[G]o unto [A7]others
as y[D]ou would have them do

so that when you die
you'll find g[Em7]olden boy peanuts
[G]waiting [A7]in the afterlife for you[D]

there are no pan-Asian supermarkets
[Em7]down in hell
so you c[G]an't buy[A7] golden boy pe[D]anuts

there are no pan-Asian supermarkets
[Em7]down in hell
so you c[G]an't buy[A7] golden boy pe[D]anuts

(same as verse above)

if thine enemy oppresses you
you must
let him oppress you some more
so that when you go shopping in paradise
you'll find those magnificent peanuts
from Singapore

with the dr[G]awing of the
young Chinese f[D]armer
[Em7]eastern sun behind him
smiling at [D]you from the shelves
if we want to spend eternity in h[Em7]appiness
we ar[G]e going to have to w[A7]atch ourselves [D]
you must give to the m[Em7]arch of dimes
[G]you must be on guard against[A7] wickedness
at[D] all times and you will find that your efforts
have b[Em7]rought you great joy when your
sp[G]irit is m[A7]unching on that go[D]lden boy

there are no pan-Asian supermarkets
down in hell
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts there
but the streets of heaven are lined with shells
and there's billboards of the golden boy everywhere

there are no pan-Asian supermarkets
down in hell
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts
there are no pan-Asian supermarkets
down in hell
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts