I Pity The Fool
Molly LewisVersion1
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Chords in this song
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I used to get upset over giant papercuts and math equations
Nothing stuck in my craw more than dog fights and shopping malls and tax evasion
and sexist tabloid culture and branjalina and papperazi
and proposition 8 and discrimination and neo-nazis
-> full
Buuut anymore these things don't seem to bother meeeee
full
Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T
->>> full
He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right
full
and I pity the fool who disagrees.
I disliked gwen stifani for her weird ass voice and that stupid hair of hers
And it felt like J. K. Rowling conspired to kill off all my favourite characters
I disliked all the people I had to ride on the commuter bus
If nancy grace and I were to meet I would have kicked her in the uterus
-> full
But my attitude has had a total overhaul
full
Since mr t told me how to forgive them all
->>> full
He said let the nay sayers nay, I don't care what they say, it's all jibber jabber anyway
full
And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme
*weird solo*
he said I must go on, gotta help more kids gotta spread my knowledge
I said T please don't go he said, hold it kid, you're old and you're in college
he said you know all that I know I can't teach you nothing I swear it's true
go out and live your life because there's so much goodness in the world for you
-> full
You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees
full
And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese
->>> full
and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story,
full
And I pity the fool who mess with T.
Whatchoo talkin' about foo?! I don't remember none o' that.
As always, listening to the song first will help you tremendously.
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Readable chord sheet for I Pity The Fool by Molly Lewis
[C#]I used to [Bbm]get upset over [F#]giant papercuts and [Ab]math equations [C#]Nothing stuck i[Bbm]n my craw more [F#]than dog fights and shopping malls [Ab]and tax evasion [C#]and sexist[Bbm] tabloid culture and [F#]branjalina and [Ab]papperazi [C#]and propos[Bbm]ition 8 and dis[F#]crimination and neo-[Ab]nazis [Ab] -> [F#] [F#m] [C#] [Ab] full Buuut anymore these things don't seem to bother meeeee [F#] [F#m] [C#] [Ab] full Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T [F#] [F#m] [C#] ->>> [Ab] full He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right [F#] [Ab] full and I pity the fool who disagrees. [C#] [Bbm] [F#] [Ab] [C#]I disliked g[Bbm]wen stifani for her [F#]weird ass voice and that [Ab]stupid hair of hers [C#]And it felt like [Bbm]J. K. Rowling co[F#]nspired to kill off [Ab]all my favourite characters [C#]I disliked [Bbm]all the people I h[F#]ad to ride on [Ab]the commuter bus [C#]If nancy g[Bbm]race and I were to [F#]meet I would have kicked her [Ab]in the uterus [Ab] -> [F#] [F#m] [C#] [Ab] full But my attitude has had a total overhaul [F#] [F#m] [C#] [Ab] full Since mr t told me how to forgive them all [F#] [F#m] [C#] ->>> [Ab] full He said let the nay sayers nay, I don't care what they say, it's all jibber jabber anyway [F#] [Ab] full And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme *weird solo* [C#]he said I m[Bbm]ust go on, gotta [F#]help more kids gotta [Ab]spread my knowledge [C#]I said T p[Bbm]lease don't go he said, [F#]hold it kid, [Ab]you're old and you're in college [C#]he said you [Bbm]know all that I know [F#]I can't teach you nothing I [Ab]swear it's true [C#]go out and [Bbm]live your life because [F#]there's so much goodness in the [Ab]world for you [Ab] -> [F#] [F#m] [C#] [Ab] full You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees [F#] [F#m] [C#] [Ab] full And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese [F#] [F#m] [C#] ->>> [Ab] full and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story, [F#] [Ab] full And I pity the fool who mess with T. Whatchoo talkin' about foo?! I don't remember none o' that. As always, listening to the song first will help you tremendously.