Whos Got The Crack

[D] [D] [G] [A] x2
 T[D]here's no such thing[G] as a harmless j[A]oke
 T[D]here's no such thing[G] as a gentle t[A]oke
 T[D]here's no such thing[G] as Pamela J[A]ack
 Who's got the cr[D]ack?

 Wh[G]o-o-[A]o's got the cr[D]ack?         x3

 I am a goat in a boat
 in a moat
 Who's got the crack?

 chorus

 I like it when my hair is poofy
 I like it when you slip me a roofy
 I like it when you've got the crack
 Who's got the crack?

 chorus

 i wanna be a hippy, but i forgot how to love
 it's hard to be a garbage man, when a sailor stole my glove
 I wanna be reckless, but i'm feeling so uptight
 get your mamma in a headlock baby
 and do it right! Who's got the crack?!

 chorus

 end on D