Old Mans Relationship Blues

[G]I've spent all my life[D] wandering around f[C]or that certain someone[D]
[G]Said a man to me who l[D]ooked old and wise [C]Think he was age 101   [D]
[G]He said I've been roun[D]d the block a time [C]or two                 [D]
[G]And I've learned women[D] are just no good f[C]or you                 [D]
[G]And there's no way to [D]keep your glory    [C]                           [D]
[G]cause in the end it's [D]just the same old s[C]tory                   [D]

[G]boy mee[D]ts girl
[C]girl me[D]ets boy
[G]girl tr[D]ies to play him like he's her toy
[C]boy kic[D]ks girl out and finds another
[G]Girl ta[D]kes a shot at boy
[C]and boy[D] files restraining order
[G]oh no                 [D]                                    [C]                                                           [D]
[G]oh no                 [D]                                    [C]                                                           [D]

[G]He said let me tell yo[D]u my story it's set[C] long ago              [D]
[G]I was trippin' on this[D] one girl but littl[C]e did I know           [D]
[G]That she was gonna' pl[D]ay me for everythin[C]g I had                [D]
[G]And now just the thoug[D]ht of her makes me [C]so damn sad            [D]
[G]She slept around on me[D] with the high scho[C]ol football team       [D]
[G]and as soon as I got h[D]er outta' my head I[C] met this girl like a d[D]ream
[G]and then the bitch got[D] jelouse and tried [C]to make me see         [D]
[G]that if I didn't take [D]her back she was go[C]nna' kill me           [D]
[G]I just ignored her and[D] how was I to see  [C]                         [D]
[G]that ho would come to [D]my door with a gun [C]and take a shot at me  [D]
[G]And then there was jus[D]t no way to keep my[C] glory                 [D]
[G]and in the end it's ju[D]st the same old sto[C]ry                     [D]

[G]Then the old man said [D]with a tear in his [C]eye                    [D]
[G]and told my self I wou[D]ldn't do this I sai[C]d I wouldn't cry       [D]
[G]But I still see that p[D]sycho every now and[C] then                  [D]
[G]Just last week I visit[D]ed her at the Calif[C]ornia state pen        [D]
[G]She's doin' real good [D]she said she made f[C]riends on the outside  [D]
[G]and that If I was a wi[D]se man I'd go run a[C]nd hide                [D]
[G]cause she's got every [D]ex convict in all o[C]f Cali                 [D]
[G]lookin' for my shrivel[D]ed old ass yeah the[C]y're out to kill me    [D]